Transcripts/My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown. My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip. & My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Sunset's Backstage Pass Part 1. & 2

Spring Breakdown Part 1

 * [calypso music]
 * [seagulls squawking]
 * [ship's horn blows]
 * Pinkie Pie: Spring break!
 * [patrons conversing]
 * Pinkie Pie: Spring break!
 * [splash]
 * Pinkie Pie: SPRIIIIIIIIIING BREEEEEEEEEEAK!


 * Twilight Sparkle: [reading] "Welcome aboard the Luxe Deluxe, where you'll set sail for a full week of luxurious luxuriating on our most deluxe luxury liner!"
 * Fluttershy: Ooh! Sounds... luxurious.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Did you see there's a petting zoo onboard?
 * Pinkie Pie: Mmmm! Smoothies!
 * Twilight Sparkle: And an all-you-can-eat buffet you can... eat all you... can eat at?
 * Pinkie Pie: [screams] Twilight, this cruise has everything! And a moving floor!
 * [floorboards creak]
 * Applejack: [gags, gulps] I think I may have forgotten to pack my sea legs. [gags]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Thank you for organizing this trip, Twilight.
 * Rainbow Dash: I've gotta hand it to ya. You really have an eye for climactic battle settings!
 * Rest of the Equestria Girls except Sunset: Huh?
 * Rainbow Dash: Imagine going head to head with a sea monster by the pool!


 * [people screaming]
 * Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] Ka-chow! Evil Equestrian magic flows up the diving pool! [imitates explosion] The boat's sinking! Everyone's screaming!


 * Rainbow Dash: And then we save the day!
 * Fluttershy: Oh. Is the sea monster okay in the story?
 * Rainbow Dash: Better than okay! [slurps] She's our friend now! Best spring break ever!
 * [beat]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Or we could do... not that.
 * Rest of the Equestria Girls: [agreeing]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I was hoping we could do something without... having to battle Equestrian magic for a change?
 * Applejack: We couldn't even spend the day at Equestria World without creatin' a calamity.
 * Rainbow Dash: Which we then uncalaminated, like literal awesome superheroes!
 * [beat]
 * Rarity: [sighs] Twilight, this is a most deserved respite. We're all very thankful for the chance to relax and do absolutely nothing.
 * Rest of the Equestria Girls: [agreeing]
 * [cell phone buzzes]
 * Rarity: Oh! [gasps, screams, pants]
 * Rainbow Dash: What is it? Evil magic?!
 * Rarity: A GPS alert! We're in international waters!
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps] What does that mean?
 * Rarity: Tax-free shopping! [laughs]
 * Sunset Shimmer: This is gonna sound crazy...
 * All except Rainbow Dash: [indistinct conversing]


 * [classical music]
 * [doors open]
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Honey walnut crisp! Candy-coated cupcakes! Banana sorbet delight! [gasps] Triple Choco-Berry Blasted Butter Biscuit Bundt Cake?! [squeals] I waited my whole life to taste a cake like this! NOOOOO!
 * Puffed Pastry: [French accent] Excusez moi, mademoiselle. How about one fresh from ze oven?
 * [heavenly choir]
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
 * Rainbow Dash: Hee-yah!
 * Pinkie Pie: CAKE OVERBOARD!
 * [splat]
 * [patrons gasp]
 * Puffed Pastry: [gasps] Mon gâteau! ["My cake!"]
 * [steaming]
 * Rainbow Dash: [nervous laugh]
 * Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: [scream]
 * [doors slam]
 * Rainbow Dash: [nervous laugh] You saw it. She had a... a... spatula. So... you're welcome.


 * [goats bleating, birds chirping]
 * Fluttershy: A goat on a boat? [laughs] Now I've seen everything.
 * [rabbit chittering]
 * Fluttershy: Aren't you just the softest thing?
 * [rabbit chittering]
 * Fluttershy: You have forty-two grandchildren? Wow, Mr. Bouncy, that is impressive! I'd love to meet them.
 * Rainbow Dash: Not today!
 * Fluttershy: Whoa!
 * Rainbow Dash: Sure, he seems cute and cuddly now. But have you seen what a magic-infused evil rabbit can do?
 * [beat]
 * Fluttershy: Um... eat carrots?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, evil carrots!
 * [whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]


 * [ship creaking]
 * Applejack: [gagging]
 * Rainbow Dash: What's up, AJ?
 * Applejack: Hmmmph. Mmmph! Mmmmmph!
 * Rainbow Dash: You can't talk?
 * Applejack: Mmmm-mmmmmm, mmm-mmmmm!
 * Rainbow Dash: Evil magic stole your voice?!
 * Applejack: Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm...
 * Rainbow Dash: Out, evil spirits! Out!
 * Applejack: [gulps, sighs, retches]
 * Rainbow Dash: Or you're seasick. Heh. Because of evil magic?!
 * [beat]
 * Rainbow Dash: Or not. Heh.


 * [rock music]
 * Rainbow Dash: Has anyone seen bad magic on board?!
 * [record scratch]
 * [patrons muttering]
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
 * [door opens]
 * [mystical music]
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Prepare yourself!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm ready for anything!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: [laughs]

Rainbow Roadtrip Part 1

 * [music]
 * Pinkie Pie: [singsongy] Road trip! [normal] Okay, not technically a road trip, because we're taking that. Uh-huh. Whoa!
 * Rainbow Dash: Beat ya to the balloon!
 * Pinkie Pie: Nope! I'm gonna beat you!
 * [zip!]
 * [zip!]
 * Pinkie Pie: [humming]
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
 * Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
 * [both grunting]
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna beat you!
 * Rainbow Dash: No, I'm gonna— [gasps]
 * Pinkie Pie: Eep!
 * Applejack: Howdy.
 * Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: [grunting]
 * Rainbow Dash: [panting] Okay, I was fourth.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah? Well, I was fifth! [giggles]
 * Rainbow Dash: That's not even—!
 * Pinkie Pie: Aw, yeah!
 * Rainbow Dash: But I beat you!
 * Applejack: Y'all are both still late! We gotta shove off soon, or we'll miss the tailwind.
 * Fluttershy: Don't worry. We wouldn't have left without you.
 * Rarity: Well, that goes without saying, darling. After all, Rainbow Dash is the guest of honor at the Rainbow Festival.
 * [whoosh!]
 * Rainbow Dash: Ha-ha!
 * Fluttershy: Has anypony seen Twilight? It's not like her to be late for an adventure.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm coming, I'm coming! [panting]
 * Spike: [grunting]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [panting] Sorry. I just had to pack up a few books and papers to grade.
 * Spike: [straining] And by "few", she means "slightly less than I'm able to lift"! [grunts]
 * Rainbow Dash: Wait. You're bringing work to a festival?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's supposed to be a nonstop fun-o-rama party!
 * Rest of the Mane Six: Yeah!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Grading papers is fun. It's relaxing and rewarding and—
 * Applejack: Too much to talk about right now. [grunts]
 * [flame igniting]
 * Spike: [grunts, sighs]
 * Applejack: Let 'er loose, Spike!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Keep an eye on things for me, and feel free to file those class assignments while I'm gone.
 * Spike: It's my top priority. Have fun, everypony!
 * [music, music stops]
 * Fluttershy: Um, why aren't we going anywhere?
 * Applejack: Hmm. The basket's too heavy.
 * Rainbow Dash: Rarity?
 * Rarity: How dare you! I brought the itsy-est valise!
 * Applejack: Sorry to do this, Twilight, but... [grunts]
 * Twilight Sparkle: My papers!
 * [whistling]
 * [thud]
 * Spike: [grunts] Ugh.
 * Applejack: They'll keep 'til we get back.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
 * Rainbow Dash: Miss us!
 * Pinkie Pie: Bye-bye!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Keep an eye on things!
 * Spike: See ya! And remember, whatever happens at the Rainbow Festival, I wanna hear all about it when you get back!
 * [Mane Six giving various goodbyes]


 * [traveling music]
 * [birds chirping]


 * Rarity: Did somepony mention something about a spa in... where is it we're going again?
 * Rainbow Dash: Hope Hollow. Or, as I like to call it...
 * [whoosh]
 * Rainbow Dash: "Rainbow Dash Fan Central"!
 * Applejack: Ugh. You're gonna be like this the whole trip, ain't ya?
 * Rainbow Dash: You know it! I mean, look at this letter! They love me there!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [reading] "Dear Rainbow Dash, thank you for agreeing to be our guest at this year's famous Hope Hollow Rainbow Festival. The many members of your fan club..."
 * Rainbow Dash: [clears throat]
 * Applejack: [sighs]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [continues reading] "...are looking forward to your visit. You and your friends will be staying at our famous luxury Rainbow Resort and Spa, where your every whim will be catered to."
 * Rarity: Oh, I accept that challenge. I have so many whims.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, look. There's a famous butterfly garden, too.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. Y'know, it's strange that we never heard of this festival before, especially since everything in the town is so well-known.
 * Rainbow Dash: [reading] "At this year's festival, you can eat treats at the traditional Rainbow Bakery Booth, sing your favorite rainbow-themed songs at the karaoke competition..."
 * Pinkie Pie: Bakery and karaoke?! It's like they see into my soul!
 * Applejack: [reading] "...and try our famous rainbow trout catch-and-release activity." Huh. Now that sounds right up my river.
 * Pinkie Pie: Plus, we get to watch the mayor give Rainbow Dash an award! I call dibs on the cheering section! [squeals]
 * [party cannon]
 * Rarity: An award for what, exactly?
 * Rainbow Dash: I 'unno. Showing up? General coolness? [laughs] All of the above?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, we're so glad you invited us along.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's gonna be one long party, which starts... now!
 * A hundred bottles of pop on the wall
 * A hundred bottles of pop
 * [Mane Six]
 * Take one down, pass it around
 * Ninety-nine bottles of pop on the wall


 * Ninety-nine bottles of pop on the wall
 * Ninety-nine bottles of pop... [fades out]


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Two bottles of pop on the wall
 * Two bottles of pop
 * Take it down, pass it around
 * One bottle of pop on the wall


 * And a-one more time!


 * A hundred bottles of pop on the wall
 * [muffled speaking] Six times too many?
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh. Shouldn't we be there by now?
 * Applejack: Huh. I thought so, too. Maybe we should've turned left at that last cloud instead o' right.
 * Fluttershy: Ooh, it's getting darker by the minute.
 * Rarity: I can't see anything! Oh.
 * Pinkie Pie: I spy with my little eye... a rainbow!
 * Rainbow Dash: Great. We're playing that game now?
 * Pinkie Pie: No, I really do spy a rainbow!
 * Mane Six: [awed reactions]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That's the biggest rainbow I've ever seen.
 * Rarity: [panicked] And we're headed right for it!
 * Rainbow Dash: Don't worry. We'll pass right through it. Rainbows aren't solid.
 * [thud]
 * Mane Six: [gasping]
 * Applejack: Tell that to the rainbow.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't think that's a rainbow. It's a rainbow billboard!
 * [creaking]
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hang on, everypony!
 * [air escaping]
 * Mane Six: [screaming]
 * Pinkie Pie: [blowing]
 * Rarity: I don't think that working!
 * Applejack: We're gonna craaaaash!
 * Mane Six: [resume screaming]

Sunset's Backstage Pass Part 1

 * [engine sounds]
 * [indistinct chatter]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Starswirled Music Festival, we have arrived!
 * Applejack: Two days and nights of cool music, hot food, and sleepin' under the stars!
 * Sunset Shimmer: To Pinkie and me, this festival is about one thing only.
 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: PostCrush!
 * Applejack: [chuckles] We know. Y'all won't stop talkin' about it.
 * Pinkie Pie: Who, PostCrush? That's only because PostCrush is the craziest, most amazing-est pop duo ever! PostCrush, PostCrush, PostCrush!
 * [beat]
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh. I see your point.
 * Sunset Shimmer: After they cancelled their last tour to go on "indefinite hiatus", we thought we'd never see them live.
 * Pinkie Pie: But we thought wrong! Roll call!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Kiwi Lollipop...
 * Pinkie Pie: A.K.A. "K-Lo"!
 * Sunset Shimmer: ...is the cool one.
 * Pinkie Pie: While Supernova Zap...
 * Sunset Shimmer: A.K.A. "Su-Z"!
 * Pinkie Pie: ...is the zany one! Not unlike another certain dynamic duo I know.
 * Rest of Equestria Girls: [laughing]
 * Applejack: All right, less laughin' and more gaffin'. We got an early mornin' tomorrow.
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles]


 * [birds chirping]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [snoring]
 * [phone buzzes, alarm sounds]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Huh? [laughs]


 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
 * Rainbow Dash: Starswirled day one! Come and get it!
 * [whack!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Hey!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh! Uh, sorry. I'll be more careful from now on.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ah. Not gonna let a little thing like intense pain ruin this perfect day!
 * Applejack: So, I says to Big Mac, "Get your own chicken coop!"
 * Fluttershy: [spit take, laughs]
 * Applejack: Hey!
 * Fluttershy: Sorry. That one has animals in it.
 * Pinkie Pie: What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes? Pinkie Pie!
 * [beat]
 * Fluttershy: Um, I don't get it.


 * Equestria Girls: [laughing]
 * [splat!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Whoa!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! Are you okay?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Just a little mud.
 * Pinkie Pie: Sunset, Sunset! Look!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Whoa!
 * Pinkie Pie: So many lines to stand in! This day's already amazing! Let's go! [to "Cherry Crash"] You come to this line often? Any other sweet lines we should hit up?
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Hmm. That line's moving fast. Huh. They are, too. Can't this thing move any faster?!
 * Security Guard: Security is an art. It cannot be rushed.
 * Sunset Shimmer: [sighs]
 * Pinkie Pie: Aw, cheer up. Lines fly when you're having fun!


 * [beeping]
 * Pinkie Pie: See you in there, Sunset!
 * [beeping]


 * Sunset Shimmer: Whew.
 * Applejack: Welp, y'all have fun seein' PostCrush. We'll see ya back at camp tonight.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Main objective – Get front row for PostCrush. Mission procedure – we cut around the neon garden to the main stage and rush the front during Pon Iver's set. We can camp there until showtime.
 * Pinkie Pie: Secondary objective – win a tandem bicycle!
 * [zip!]
 * Pinkie Pie: All I have to do is guess how many candies are in the jar. And my sugar senses say... three hundred and five!
 * [buzzer]
 * Pinkie Pie: Awww.
 * Sunset Shimmer: What about seeing PostCrush together?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh, this bike has two seats, Sunset. That's one more than usual! Fine. I'll focus. Oh, look! The neon garden!
 * [zip!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [groans]


 * Pinkie Pie: Whee! [giggling]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [panting]
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggling, snorts]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [panting] The neon garden is a maze?!
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [groans] Where is Pinkie Pie?!


 * Sunset Shimmer: Come on! We're gonna miss the show!
 * Pinkie Pie: Awww.
 * Festival Artist: Who wants to be part of an art show?
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I do! I do!
 * [splat!]


 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Guess what! I spilled paint, and it looks exactly like Rarity with a pirate mustache!
 * [beat]
 * Pinkie Pie: What? It's washable.


 * Sunset Shimmer: There. Now, no more getting separated and no more distractions.
 * Pinkie Pie: You got it, Su— Whoa!


 * Sunset Shimmer: They are about to go on! We'll have to push to the front row! Come on!
 * Pinkie Pie: [sniffs, gasps] Puffed Pastry's exclusive star-crusted, cinnamon-dipped churros! No! I will not give in! [squeals] I can't resist!
 * Sunset Shimmer: This is the worst possible time for churros, Pinkie! W-Whoa!
 * [crash!]
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs] Our bad.


 * [door creaks]
 * [snip!]
 * [door closes]
 * Announcer: Let me hear three big cheers for two best friends who got back together for one incredible night! PostCruuuuush!
 * [crowd cheers]


 * Rest of Equestria Girls: [chattering]
 * Rainbow Dash: There they are! Two peas in the pod! How was it? Rad-tacular? Amaze-magic?
 * Sunset Shimmer: [groans]
 * Applejack: Uh, what's wrong?
 * Sunset Shimmer: We missed PostCrush. Someone wanted to win a bike, then got us lost in a maze, covered in paint, sidelined by churros, and finally, kicked out!
 * Applejack: Uhhh...
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm really sorry. I wish we could do the day all over again. I'd do it different.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Me, too. I'd do it alone.


 * [music]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [whimpers]
 * [whoosh!]


 * Sunset Shimmer: [snoring]
 * [phone buzzes, alarm sounds]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Huh? [groans]


 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
 * Rainbow Dash: Starswirled day one! Come and get it!
 * [whack!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ow!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oops! Heh. Sorry. I'll be more careful from now on.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Starswirled... day one?
 * Applejack: ..."Get your own chicken coop!"
 * Fluttershy: [spit take, laughs] Sorry. That one has animals in it.
 * Sunset Shimmer: What?

Spring Breakdown Part 2

 * Trixie Lulamoon: Prepare yourself... for the Great and Powerful Trixie of the High Seas! Two shows daily! Tip your waitresses!
 * Rainbow Dash: Wasn't ready for that.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Why, hello, Rainbow Dash. If you're hoping for a glimpse of the ultimate power in the universe, you'll have to wait 'til tonight.
 * Rainbow Dash: Nah. Just looking for bad magic.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Sorry to disappoint you, but the bad magic of others always follows the amazing magic of moi.
 * Rainbow Dash: What do you mean?
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Ugh, I'm talking about the old grandpas in the audience who see my show and then try to impress their kids with a disappearing quarter trick on their way home!
 * Rainbow Dash: Their magic only shows up in response to your magic! Huh! You're a genius!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Well, obviously. Now, do you mind helping me shove this ten-foot handkerchief down my sleeve?
 * [door opens, door closes]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: [struggles]


 * [pop music]
 * [squeaks]
 * Rarity: Nine ninety-nine? [giggles] My savvy shopping smarts strike again! Here's ten. [struggles]
 * [coin clinks]
 * Ragamuffin: [Cockney accent, grunts] By golly, that's real copper, it is! Blooming delightful! A... penny for your thoughts, miss?
 * Rarity: [stammers, laughs] Oh, you can't afford my thoughts.
 * Ragamuffin: [chuckles] Quite right. Lovable scamp like meself. Ol' Ragamuffin, that's me name, innit? Uh, need a 'and?
 * Rarity: Uh, Ragamuffin? I'm Rarity.
 * Ragamuffin: Uh, Raar-it-ee? Hmmm.
 * Rarity: Uh, no-no-no-no-no. Rarity.
 * Ragamuffin: Rarr-it-ee?
 * Rarity: Close enough.


 * [guitar strum]
 * [tambourine jangle]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm... Look at us! Getting ready to play at a pool party! Who knows what hijinks will ensue, am I right? Maybe I'll fall in the pool fully clothed! And everyone will laugh! [laughs] Are you not having fun?
 * Pinkie Pie: [sighs] My whole life, I've been taught that you could only berry blast a butter biscuit on a bundt cake with two layers of chocolate. But this afternoon, I saw the truth. The buffet has a Triple Choco-Berry Blasted Butter Biscuit Bundt Cake.
 * Twilight Sparkle: How was it?!
 * Pinkie Pie: I don't know! 'Cause Rainbow Dash got me banned from the buffet!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Fluttershy: She also scared the animals in the petting zoo. Now they don't want pets. [whispered] It's just a zoo.
 * Applejack: Ugh. She sure wasn't helpin' me not get sick off the side of the boat.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But you're still having fun, right?
 * Fluttershy: Oh, of course.
 * Pinkie Pie: [sarcastically] Yeah.
 * Applejack: [gags]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, everyone.
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's not your fault.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, gang! Sorry I'm late! So, listen. I've got an idea for our show tonight! We unleash some awesomeness on the crowd! I'm talkin' rainbow lasers!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Is that a thing?
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Yeah! When we—
 * Pinkie Pie: Do you mean when we turn into ponies or do you mean—?
 * Rainbow Dash: No! The other thing!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I always called that "pony up".
 * Rainbow Dash: [scoffs] The rainbow lasers!
 * Fluttershy: I don't think that's a thing.
 * Rainbow Dash: It will be after we do it tonight! Who's with me?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Rainbow Dash, can I talk to you for a second?


 * Sunset Shimmer: [sighs, gulps] Twilight worked really hard to plan this trip for all of us, and... uh, how can I say this without being mean?
 * Rainbow Dash: Just say it! I can take it!
 * Sunset Shimmer: You're ruining it for everyone!
 * Rainbow Dash: Ouch! Your words just... punched my feelings.
 * Sunset Shimmer: You said you could take it. Just stop looking for a problem when there isn't one. How's that?
 * Rarity: [giggles] Hello, darlings!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Where have you been?
 * Ragamuffin: 'Avin' a li'l chat with ol' Ragamuffin, she was!
 * [beat]
 * Ragamuffin: All right, all right. Thanks for ev'rything, Rarit-y.
 * Rarity: [sighs]
 * Ragamuffin: Good luck for all that music an' whatnot.
 * Applejack: [gags]
 * Ragamuffin: Cheers!
 * Rarity: [sighs] It's like he fell out of a historical romance novel.
 * Fluttershy: Is that how romance sounds?


 * [water rushing, wind pulsing]
 * Rarity: [claps]


 * [Rainbow Dash]
 * Get in the groove
 * You bring your dancing shoes
 * I'll bring the attitude
 * You bring the crew so we can move


 * Light up the floor
 * Turn up the bass
 * Yeah, let me see that smile on your face


 * Come on and go with the flow
 * Gonna steal the show, yeah


 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * Let me show you how it goes


 * Sunset Shimmer: Repeat after me!


 * [The Rainbooms]
 * 'Cause it's all, all, all, all good
 * I feel abso-absolutely amazing
 * 'Cause it's all, all, all, all good
 * I feel abso-absolutely amazing


 * Rainbow Dash: Rainbow lasers!


 * [instrumental break]
 * [boom!]
 * [lightbulbs popping]
 * [patrons screaming]
 * [power winding down]
 * [patrons mumbling]
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh! It's about to go down!
 * Patron: The ship's going down?!
 * [patrons scream]
 * Rainbow Dash: Not the ship! The ship's not going down! Ugh! I meant evil! Stop screaming!

Rainbow Roadtrip Part 2

 * Mane Six: [screaming]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, let's get everypony out!
 * [music]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * Mane Six: [sighing]
 * [crash]
 * Mane Six: [scream]
 * Pinkie Pie: [coughs]
 * Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
 * Applejack: Phew! Thanks, y'all. That basket could've been us.
 * Fluttershy: Where... are we?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh! [reading sign] "Welcome to Hope Hollow: Home of the Famous..."
 * [crash]
 * Pinkie Pie: [resumes reading] "...Rainbow Festival"!
 * Rarity: We've arrived, and there's nopony here to greet us?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Good thing, too. The guest of honor and her friends just destroyed the town sign.
 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash, did your letter say where our hotel is?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh... [reading] "The middle of town".
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmm... Doesn't really help much when you don't know where the middle is. Let's start looking.
 * [music]


 * [spooky music]
 * [sign creaking]
 * Applejack: Huh. Funny. You'd think a big luxury resort would be sorta, well... easier to spot.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It seems like the whole town's shut down.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, look. There's somepony.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm. Hello!
 * Petunia Petals: [gasps] Oh.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Maybe you can help us. We're here for the Rainbow Festival.
 * Petunia Petals: [Minnesota accent] Oh, uh, "Rainbow Festival"?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you know, the one where I'm the guest of honor? [laughs] Yeah!
 * Petunia Petals: Oh, for cryin' in the mud, what's Sunny done now?
 * Applejack: Excuse me?
 * Petunia Petals: I mean, um, you'd best talk to Mayor Skies about that.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Great! And where would we find him?
 * Petunia Petals: City hall. Uh, but it's closed 'til tomorrow, don'tcha know? Is there somethin' I can help ya with?
 * Rarity: Uh, yes, please. Could you direct us to the Hope Hollow Luxury Resort?
 * Petunia Petals: [giggles]
 * [beat]
 * Petunia Petals: Oh! Oh, you mean the hotel?
 * Mane Six: Mm-hmm.
 * Petunia Petals: That's easy. There's only one in town.
 * Applejack: Could you, uh, give us directions?
 * Petunia Petals: No need. You're there.
 * [doors open]
 * Petunia Petals: I mean here!
 * [music]
 * [lights click]
 * Petunia Petals: Hotel Hope, also known as the Town Information Center and Library! My name's Petunia Petals, by the way. Helloooo!
 * [zip!]
 * Petunia Petals: I'm the librarian here and the information guide...
 * [ding!]
 * Petunia Petals: ...and the hotel manager, historian, chef, portrait painter—
 * Rainbow Dash: Um, I'm Rainbow Dash, and this is everypony.
 * Rarity and Pinkie Pie: Hello.
 * Applejack: Howdy.
 * Petunia Petals: Well, hello, everypony! You just wait one hoofshake, and I'll take ya to the room.
 * Rarity: The room?
 * Petunia Petals: There's only one. Makes it easier to find! [chuckles]


 * [music]
 * Petunia Petals: Here it is! The Royal Suite!
 * [door opens]
 * Mane Six: [gasp]
 * [lights flickering]
 * Rarity: [gasping dramatically] How rustic and charming.
 * Petunia Petals: Isn't it just?
 * Rainbow Dash: I couldn't help noticing there are only three beds.
 * [thud]
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, four.
 * Pentuina Petals: Oh, there's a pop-out, too! [grunts] It can be a little tricky.
 * [thud]
 * Petunia Petals: There she is. Sleeps two. You'll be all fresh and ready to see the mayor in the mornin'.
 * [door opens]
 * Petunia Petals: Sleep tight.
 * [door closes]
 * [shatter]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Did anypony notice anything strange about Petunia?
 * Rarity: Other than that she just called this place "the Royal Suite"?
 * Applejack: Hard to tell in this light, but she looked a little gray, didn't she?
 * Rarity: Probably from all the dust up here. [blows, coughs]
 * Pinkie Pie: Aw, this room's not so bad. All it needs is some balloons, streamers... [humming] And... a piñata! Good thing I brought some!
 * Fluttershy: Huh? And look. It comes with a cute little spider. Hello, spider.
 * [spider squeaks]
 * Fluttershy: Awww.
 * Rainbow Dash: [groans] Sorry, everypony. I didn't know what I was getting you into.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Aw. The most important thing is we're all together.
 * Applejack: Yeah. As long as we have beds to sleep in, we're set.
 * [fwip!]
 * Applejack: Whoa! Ugh.


 * [music]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well... [yawns] ...it wasn't the worst night of sleep ever.
 * Rarity: But definitely in the top three... or would that be the bottom three?
 * [ponies murmuring]
 * Fluttershy: Why is everypony looking at us?
 * Applejack: Maybe they recognize Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: Or Princess Twilight. But probably me.
 * Rarity: No. I think they're staring because we're the only part of this town that isn't... gray.
 * Pinkie Pie: Whadaya mean?
 * Rarity: Look around. All the colors here are gone!
 * Twilight Sparkle: That's so strange. It's just like I noticed about Petunia last night. Everything's mostly gray.
 * Petunia Petals: Oh! Hellooo!
 * Applejack: Except the stuff that's grayer.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, my. I knew something was different, but—
 * Rainbow Dash: This is so weird!
 * Man Pony: Huh?
 * Rarity: And the way they're gawking at us, it appears they think we're the odd ones.
 * Fluttershy: Maybe they don't even notice. It might be rude to mention it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I wonder what caused this.
 * Applejack: We can ask the mayor.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, if we ever find him.
 * [ponies whispering]


 * Barley Barrel and Pickle Barrel: [grunting]
 * Barley Barrel: Quit shoving!
 * Pickle Barrel: Shoving? These are pro-level moves I'm doing, sis. Yeah— Ohhh!
 * Barley Barrel: C'mon! Let go!
 * Barley Barrel and Pickle Barrel: [gasp, grunt, gasp again]
 * [angelic choir]
 * [beat]
 * [zip!]
 * Barley Barrel and Pickle Barrel: [whispering indistinctly]
 * Mrs. Hoofington: [upper-class accent] Don't pout, dear. It'll wrinkle your withers.
 * Mr. Hoofington: [upper-class accent] I'm not pouting, sweetums, but I am hurt by your comment. I thought the pie I baked was quite tasty.
 * Mrs Hoofington: I didn't say it wasn't.
 * Mr. Hoofington: You didn't say it was.
 * Mr. and Mrs. Hoofington: Oh!
 * Moody Root: Watch where you're goin'! You don't own the sidewalk, ya know?!
 * Mr. Hoofington: Well, I never!
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Ugh.
 * Mr. Hoofington: Huh?
 * Mr. and Mrs. Hoofington: Oh!
 * Mane Six: Huh?


 * [crane cranking]
 * Applejack: Well, look at that. Somepony's fixin' up our balloon.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: [Minnesota accent] Oh, goodness. This is unfortunate. Bad with a side of terribly awful. [to Mane Six] Excuse me. Sorry.
 * Mane Six: [angry reactions]
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: [sighs] Eh? Ohhh! [laughs] Well, stuff me in an olive and call me a pimento! It's the Rainbow Dash! Ya made it! Uh, it is.. you, isn't it?
 * Rainbow Dash: Pretty sure, yeah.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Oh, thank Celestia! I saw the balloon, thought the worst, and... Well, you're here, all o' ya! Welcome to the Hope Hollow Annual Rainbow Festival!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm Twilight Sparkle, and you must be...
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Sunny Skies, the mayor o' this lovely town, and pleased as a poplar tree to meetcha!
 * Fluttershy: We're very sorry about your rainbow billboard, Mr. Mayor. It was dark and—
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Oh, don't give it a second thought. That old thing needed repair anyway. I haven't used it since... uh... well, never mind. Uh, a-a-anyway, once your balloon's fixed up, Torque can take care of the billboard. Everypony, meet Torque Wrench, our town handypony. She offered to repair your balloon for ya.
 * Torque Wrench: He volunteered me.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: She'll have it fixed in a jiffy.
 * Torque Wrench: If, by "jiffy", ya mean "this will take all day".
 * [torch flame]
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Sooo ya got in last night. I wish I'd known. I would've been here to greetcha. Uh, where'd y'all stay?
 * Rarity: At the "Luxury Hotel".
 * Applejack: Petunia Petals let us in.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Oh, well, of course she did. She's somethin', I'll tell you what. I'd be lost without her. I mean, uh, th-the town would be.
 * [beat]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Mayor, I hope you don't mind my asking, but is there a reason your town is... faded?
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Oh! Heh. Ya spotted that, did ya? Well, it's a... long story. Uh, why don't I show you the town highlights first?
 * Mane Six: [confused reactions]

Sunset's Backstage Pass Part 2

 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
 * Pinkie Pie: What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes? Pinkie Pie!
 * [splat!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Whoa!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Whoa!
 * Pinkie Pie: Sunset, Sunset! Look! So many lines to stand in! This day's already amazing!
 * [zip!]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Are you okay?
 * Sunset Shimmer: I'm... not sure.
 * Pinkie Pie: You come to this line often? Any other sweet lines we should hit up?
 * Sunset Shimmer: What's going on?
 * Rainbow Dash: You said it, Sunset. [to Security Guard] What's with these long lines, man?
 * Security Guard: Security is an art.
 * Security Guard and Sunset Shimmer: It can't be rushed.


 * Applejack: Welp, y'all have fun seein' PostCrush. We'll see ya back at camp tonight.
 * Pinkie Pie: What do you want to do first, Sunset? There's so much we can do! Like... win a tandem bicycle?! All I have to do is guess how many candies are in the jar.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Anyone else having serious deja vu?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Nope. Just deja V-you. [laughs] Get it? 'Cause it's just you? With the deja v...
 * Sunset Shimmer: I don't know how to explain it, but... I did all of this yesterday.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We were at school yesterday. [grunts]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Pinkie Pie? I know where she's headed.


 * Pinkie Pie: What are we waiting for?


 * Sunset Shimmer: Pinkie, focus. If you keep running off like this, we'll be late for the concert!
 * Festival Artist: Who wants to be part of an art show?
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, ooh! I do! I do!
 * Sunset Shimmer: No!
 * [splat!]
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [growls]
 * Pinkie Pie: Awesome.


 * Twilight Sparkle: [groans] If this already happened, could you've warned us about the paint?
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Pinkie Pie's just splattered paint, and it looks exactly like Rarity with a pirate mustache. How's that?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, that would prove it for sure!
 * [stall door opens]
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Seriously?!
 * Pinkie Pie: What? It's washable.


 * Sunset Shimmer: So, what do you think, Twi? Any scientific explanation for this?
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's possible that yesterday, a snag in the fabric of spacetime could cause a temporal point – i.e., today – to fold in on itself and thereby repeat. Quite facinating, really.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Time loop!
 * Pinkie Pie: Time loop! [laughs] Classic Sunset.
 * Sunset Shimmer: But why only me? The only time I was alone was on the hill when I wished—
 * Pinkie Pie: For more wishes? Solid choice.
 * Sunset Shimmer: This might sound crazy, but... I think Equestrian magic is giving me another chance to see PostCrush.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Eh. Not that crazy.
 * Pinkie Pie: Eh. Seen crazier. Wait. Why didn't you see PostCrush?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Mistakes were made.
 * Pinkie Pie: Aw, don't beat yourself up. I promise we'll see them together tonight, or so help me, I— [sniffs] What's that smell? [sniffs] Could it be? [gasps] Puffed Pastry's exclusive star-crusted, cinnamon-dipped churros! Now's proooob'ly not the best time to go get one.
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's not. Let's get moving so nothing goes wrong for PostCrush.
 * Pinkie Pie: On the other hand, if I get two, then Sunset can have one with me. No! No! I will not give in! [slurps, whimpers, groans] But I can't resist!
 * [zip!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Okay, this is the worst possible time for churros! Pinkie, stop!
 * Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
 * [crash!]
 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [groaning]
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs] Our bad.
 * Sunset Shimmer: No, her bad. You saw whose bad it was, right, sir?
 * [door opens]
 * [door closes]
 * Announcer: Let me hear three big cheers for two best friends who got back together for one... [continues under]
 * Pinkie Pie: Maybe you'll get another another chance?
 * Announcer: ...PostCruuuuush!
 * [crowd cheers]


 * [phone buzzes, alarm sounds]


 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
 * Rainbow Dash: Starswirled day one! Come and get it!
 * [whack!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Thank you! Ow! [strained] Thank you!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oops! Heh. Sorry. I'll be more careful from now on.
 * Applejack: So, I says to Big Mac, "Get your own chicken coop!"
 * Fluttershy: [spit take, laughs]
 * Pinkie Pie: What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes? Pinkie Pie—!
 * Sunset Shimmer: No time for jokes. I'm gonna head out on my own today. Laters!
 * Twilight Sparkle: You okay?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Keep Pinkie Pie busy! Thanks!
 * Fluttershy: But weren't you supposed to see PostCrush togeter?


 * [beeping]
 * Pinkie Pie: Sunset! Hey! Wait up! Hey! [gasps] Win a tandem bike? Sunset! Suuuunseeeet!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [panting]
 * Pinkie Pie: You found me! Oh, okay! Now I'll find you!


 * Pinkie Pie: I'm having fun with my friend! Whoa!
 * [thud]


 * Pinkie Pie: Sunset! Sunset? Sunset... are you... [gasps] ...ditching me? [whimpers]


 * Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] Universe, I promise to make the most of this do-over do-over!
 * [ka-chunk!]
 * [rock music]
 * [crowd chattering]
 * Announcer: [laughs] Let me hear three big cheers for two best friends who got back together for one incredible night! It's PostCruuuuush!
 * [crowd cheers]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [laughs] We did it! PostCrush roll call! Whoa!


 * [Kiwi Lollipop]
 * (Yeah)


 * [PostCrush]
 * Be the true, true, true original
 * Dare to be what you are meant to be
 * Working hard, that's our thing
 * All this way, we're perfect, perfectly true


 * True, true original
 * True, true original
 * True, true original


 * [cymbal crash]


 * [PostCrush]
 * We're perfect, perfectly true


 * Sunset Shimmer: What a perfect day!