Transcripts/My Little Pony Friendship is Magic/Animated shorts

Triple Pony Dare Ya

 * Granny Smith: Seven... Eight... Nine... No, that's a button. I wonder what that goes to. Uh, lemme check.
 * Rainbow Dash: [deep inhale, long sigh, deep inhale]
 * Pinkie Pie: Mmmm! Don't you just love Granny's Hearth's Warming fruitcake? [to Applejack] Uh, what's wrong with her?
 * Applejack: Triple Pony Dare. I bet Rainbow Dash she couldn't wait patiently in this line all the way to the end.
 * Pinkie Pie: Wow. There's Triple Pony Dares, and then there's just impossible!
 * Rainbow Dash: [straining, screams] Out of my way!
 * Applejack: Told ya so! I win, fair and square.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, you don't! I didn't Triple Dare you back! First one to finish a Dare, they're Triple Pony Dare champion! Forever!
 * Rainbow Dash and Applejack: Hmph!


 * Rainbow Dash: Triple Pony Dare ya. No touching, no wearing, for one... whole... moon!
 * [bionic clicking]
 * Applejack: I missed you so much, Tallulah!


 * [whooshing]
 * Applejack: Triple Pony Dare ya, Rainbow Dash! Fly slower than apple molasses!
 * [screech!]
 * Rainbow Dash: [straining] Aah!


 * Rainbow Dash: Keep going. You need twenty more to win this Dare.
 * Applejack: [straining] Whoa...! [screams, groans]
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs]


 * Applejack: You gotta dig five holes before sunset – Earth pony style!
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
 * [clang!]
 * Rainbow Dash: [warbling]
 * [crack]


 * Rainbow Dash: Buck one and only one.
 * Applejack: [gulps]
 * [soft tap]
 * [thud]
 * [flump!]
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
 * Pinkie Pie: So? Find a Triple Pony Dare champion forever yet?
 * Applejack: It should be me! If Rainbow Dash didn't keep comin' up with such lowdown, nasty Dares.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me?! Do you know how hard it is to fly slow?!
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I just figured out how to settle this whole thing!
 * Rainbow Dash: You did?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. I Triple Pony Dare you... to quit daring each other!
 * Applejack: No way!
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, neither!
 * Pinkie Pie: Guess that means... I'm the winner! I win! I win! I win! Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! [giggles]

The Great Escape Room

 * [crunch]
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey! You stepped on my tail!
 * Applejack: Sorry. Can't see a darn thing.
 * Fluttershy: Did Pinkie Pie say what her Hearth's Warming Eve surprise was going to be?
 * [click]
 * Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [yelp]
 * Pinkie Pie: Welcome to my amazingly amazing escape room! So? You amazed?
 * [beat]
 * Rarity: Yes. Because it looks remarkably like Applejack's barn.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, it's sooo much more. Holiday clues, puzzles, and riddles are hidden everywhere! And until you solve them to find the key...
 * [rattle]
 * Pinkie Pie: We're locked inside!
 * Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity: [gasp]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Come on, everypony. We're experts at escape rooms now.
 * Pinkie Pie: Good! 'Cause if we don't get out of here in time, something super big and really scary is going to happen!
 * Fluttershy: What kind of something?
 * Pinkie Pie: I don't remember.
 * Rarity: But... But you created this escape room!
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. Then I made sure to forget everything so I can play, too. Whee!


 * Rainbow Dash: That's not what the clue means. We're supposed to lick the candy canes, then sing carols.
 * Applejack: The way I see it, we gallop backwards, whistle carols, then lick 'em.
 * Pinkie Pie: Why not try both?
 * [gramophone playing]
 * Pinkie Pie: [whistles]


 * Rainbow Dash: [straining]
 * Fluttershy: [straining]
 * Rarity: Two hundred thousand, seventy-four... Two hundred thousand, seventy-five... Two hundred thousand, sev...
 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, what does any of this have to do with finding a key?
 * Pinkie Pie: We're having fun!
 * Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
 * Rarity: Oh, poo! I've lost count! One... Two...


 * [music]
 * [clock ticking]


 * [bell clanging]
 * Rainbow Dash: Well? Which one of these is the thing you need for the perfect Hearth's Warming Eve?
 * Pinkie Pie: All of them! [squee] Yay!
 * Fluttershy: [cries]
 * [buzzing]
 * Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: And time's up! And you didn't find the key, so get ready. What's gonna happen?!
 * Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [scared noises]
 * [whirring]
 * Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
 * [squeak!]
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah! That's what it was! Woo-hoo! Wasn't that sooo much fun?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh... "fun" is a very strong word.
 * Gummy: [blows noisemaker]

Mystery Voice

 * Rarity: Welcome, class. Today, we are going to make dolls for Hearth's Warming Eve.
 * [loudspeaker whines]
 * [microphone taps]
 * Loudspeaker: Good morning, students and teachers. Due to the snow, Yodeling Club is canceled. Thank you.
 * [click]
 * Rarity: Hmm. Odd. That didn't sound like Twilight. Well, as I was saying—
 * [loudspeaker whines]
 * Loudspeaker: Hi-hi-hi! One more thing. Urban yovidaphone practice is postponed 'til after holiday break. Ta for now!
 * [click]
 * Rarity: Ta indeed! Now, if that is all...
 * [beat]
 * Rarity: Wonderful. As I was saying, I think you're going to find this project very—
 * [loudspeaker whines]
 * Loudspeaker: THE FUN AND GAMES SOCIETY REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT TODAY'S OUTDOOR CHESS EVENT IS BEING RESCHEDULED! Scheduled... scheduled...!
 * [click]
 * Rarity: [annoyed tone] As I was saying—
 * [loudspeaker whines]
 * Loudspeaker: HAVE A GREAT DAY!
 * [click]
 * Rarity: [growls] That does it! Enough interruptions!
 * [door opens, slams]
 * [thud]


 * [smack!]
 * Rarity: What are you two doing here?
 * Rainbow Dash: I can't get through a sentence without being cut off! I'm gonna tell those announcers to pipe down!
 * Fluttershy: I'm gonna ask them politely! I've been trying to teach my students how to feed a hedgehog—
 * [loudspeaker whines]
 * Loudspeaker: [high-pitched] And don't forget! The Jump-Rope Jamboree is also canceled!
 * Fluttershy: But that keeps happening.
 * Rainbow Dash: Let's go have a friendly teacher chat with those announcers.
 * Mordecai: on three. Rainbow Dash: On three.

Mordecai: One, Rarity: One...
 * Mordecai: two, Fluttershy: Two...

Mordecai: three! Rainbow Dash: Three!
 * [door opens]
 * Applejack: [high-pitched] Sorry for the inconvenience!
 * Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity: Applejack?!
 * Applejack: Oh, hey! What do you think? Twilight said I could do the announcements today. With all the bad news, I thought I'd give 'em some flavor.
 * Rainbow Dash: Wait. All those voices were yours?
 * Applejack: [chuckles] Sure were. Want to hear another?
 * Rarity: Actually, if you don't mind saving them, I think we have a perfect Hearth's Warming solution for the blizzard outside.


 * Applejack: [non-accented] This land shall be known as Unicornia. [normally] ...proclaimed Princess Platinum. [gruffly] PEGASOPOLIS! [normally] ...demanded Commander Hurricane. [high-pitched] Dirtville! [normally] ...suggested Chancellor Puddinghead. And still the windigos raged outside. [spooky noises]

Rarity's Biggest Fan

 * Twilight Sparkle: I'll have my usual mane style. Thank you, Aloe.
 * Rarity: [fake cough] Not again.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Do you need some water?
 * Rarity: Oh, I'm fine, darling. But why couldn't you try something different for once? A chic updo will simply scream "headmare"!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm not sure I want my mane to scream anything. [to Aloe] I'll just have the same as always.
 * Rarity: Oh, bother. Of course you will.
 * Twilight Sparkle: What can I say? I know what I like. But there's nothing stopping you from trying a new style.
 * Rarity: I do feel the winds of change rustling my mane. But what to get? Hmm... [groans] I need something spectacular!
 * [wind whistling]
 * Rarity: Something... moving!
 * [window closes]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Princesses Celestia and Luna are the only ones with manes like that.
 * Rarity: Not for long!


 * Rarity: [grunting] Oh, come on, mane! Move! [sputters] There must be a secret to it.


 * [magic zap]
 * [cracking]


 * [hairspray hissing]
 * [cracking]


 * [wind whistling]
 * [train whistle blows]
 * "All Aboard": Last stop!
 * [ponies chattering]
 * Rarity: Oh, poo!
 * Spike: Oh, uh, hey, Rarity. I picked up that fabric you asked me to. Anything else you need?
 * Rarity: [gasps]
 * [wings flapping]
 * Rarity: Now that you mention it...


 * [door opens]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! I can't believe you figured it out! What's the secret to the spell?
 * Rarity: Actually, there was no spell. All it takes is... [clears throat]
 * [wind whistling]
 * Rarity: ...a big fan!
 * Spike: [panting]
 * Rarity: Thank you, Spikey-Wikey. Now, come along. We've got things to do and ponies who need to see me!
 * Spike: [groans]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]

Teacher of the Month

 * Applejack: Hey, Fluttershy! Congrats on bein' Teacher of the Month. Again. What is this, number fifteen?
 * Fluttershy: Oh, um... sixteen, actually. [giggles]
 * Rainbow Dash: What's your secret? Say some other pony wanted to be Teacher of the Month. What should she do?
 * Fluttershy: Well, um, I'm not exactly sure.


 * [students chattering]
 * Fluttershy: All right, class. Time to tidy up.
 * Students: Awww...
 * Fluttershy: I mean, it's time for a clean-up dance party!
 * [thud]
 * [dance music]
 * Students: Yay! [laughing]
 * [camera clicks]


 * Fluttershy: Today, we're gonna learn about responsibility.
 * Students: [groan]
 * Fluttershy: By taking care of baby animals!
 * Students: Yay!
 * [camera clicks]


 * [rain falling]
 * Fluttershy: Sorry, everyone. Looks like we have to cancel our field trip because of the weather.
 * Students: Awww...
 * Fluttershy: We'll just have to stay here and play games instead!
 * Students: Yay!
 * [camera clicks]


 * Applejack: Wow. You really are a great teacher.
 * Rainbow Dash: So? Teach us! How can we get our picture on that wall?


 * [dance music]
 * Applejack: Welcome to the first annual Student Appreciation School Party!
 * Rainbow Dash: Set up and hosted by us!
 * Students: Yay!
 * Fluttershy: I definitely think they should be Teachers of the Month, don't you?
 * [students muttering in agreement]
 * Applejack: Thanks for your help, Fluttershy. We wouldn've never thought of this without you.
 * Smolder: Wait.
 * [music stops]
 * Smolder: This was Fluttershy's idea?
 * Rainbow Dash: Well...
 * Applejack: Uh, yup.
 * Students: [laughing]
 * [camera clicks]


 * Rainbow Dash and Applejack: [laugh, sigh]

Starlight the Hypnotist

 * [door knocks]
 * [door opens]
 * Starlight Glimmer: Oh, hey, Twilight. Did you knock?
 * Twilight Sparkle: No! I mean, yes! I mean, am I interrupting something? I'll come back later.
 * Starlight Glimmer: No, stay. I was just fixing Pinkie Pie's kite. Uh, is everything okay?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [laughing nervously] Well, since you asked, there is a little tiny something bothering me.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Oh. [chuckles] Then you've come to the right counselor.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, wow. This is actually kind of embarrassing, but...
 * Starlight Glimmer: But...?
 * Twilight Sparkle: The thing is, I'm terrified of... of...


 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps, screams]


 * [spoon clatters]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [screams]


 * Twilight Sparkle: [screams, yelping]


 * Starlight Glimmer: Ladybugs? Like the cute, little, red beetle things with black spots?
 * Twilight Sparkle: When I was a filly, a swarm of them got into our house. Shining Armor told me that their spots were extra eyes watching you wherever you go! So creepy! [whimpers] Ever since Fluttershy assigned the students that ladybug care project, they're everywhere! What's this? "Magical Hypnosis for Phobias: A Beginner's Guide".
 * Starlight Glimmer: Mm-hmm. I've been studying the techniques. Want to give it a shot? Okay! All you have to do is keep your eyes on the star. You should begin to feel sleepy any moment. [echoing] Just listen to the sound of my voice. Instead of being afraid when you see a ladybug, you will now—
 * [door bursts open]
 * Pinkie Pie: Kite-flying time! Woo-hoo!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ladybug... Kite-flying time... Woo-hoo... [groans]
 * Starlight Glimmer: [groans]


 * Twilight Sparkle: [yelps] Can't see me now, huh?! What's wrong?! Got clouds in your eyes, spots?! [crazed laughter]
 * Pinkie Pie: Wow! Twilight really likes her new kite. But why does she keep yelling at it to stop looking at her?
 * Starlight Glimmer: [groans]

Sundae, Sundae, Sundae

 * Pinkie Pie: Step right up, everypony, to the coolest attraction in all of Equestria! [slurps, giggles]
 * [ponies chattering]
 * Pinkie Pie: And I mean cool.
 * Daisy: Ooh...
 * Pinkie Pie: This show is cooler than a snow sandwich in Yakyakistan.
 * Sea Swirl: Ooh...
 * Pinkie Pie: What icy treasures await you ponies behind this very curtain? Oh! I'm glad you asked. 'Cause I've got the "scoop"!
 * [thud]
 * Pinkie Pie: A big one! Presenting the one, the only... Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream Museum!
 * [squeak!]
 * [ponies cheering]
 * Mrs. Cake: [clears throat] Uh, Pinkie Pie? Uh—
 * Pinkie Pie: The Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream Museum is the only place where you can learn about the history of ice cream and admire whatever flavor you favor! [giggles] Come on, everypony. Revere the rocky road! Commend the cookie dough! Marvel at the mint chip! And don't forget to take a dip in the rainbow sprinkle pool! It's so beautiful!
 * Mr. Cake: [worried sound]
 * Mrs. Cake: Pinkie Pie, dear, the ice cream is going to—
 * Pinkie Pie: Be delicious! That's right, Mrs. Cake! Because there's tasting spoons for everypony! You get a spoon, and you get a spoon, and you get a spoon, and you get a spoon!
 * [ponies laughing]
 * Pinkie Pie: What could top that, you ask?
 * [beat]
 * Pinkie Pie: Go on. You ask.
 * Crowd Pony: Uh, what could... What could top—?
 * Pinkie Pie: Toppings! Jimmies, gummies, crumbles, jumbles, sprinkles, pickles... [gasps] And that's just the first row!
 * Mrs. Cake: Well, why don't we go inside and see?
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Tell me, Cranky. What flavor of ice cream are you most excited about?
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey: Vanilla.
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, you're in luck! 'Cause this museum's got that, too! Now, who's ready to chill out with me?!
 * [ponies cheering]
 * Pinkie Pie: Welcome to...
 * Mrs. Cake: [whimpers]
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: The Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream— [gasps] Soup Museum?
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey: Good. I can't stand eating cold things.
 * Pinkie Pie: [slurps] Mmmm! [gasps]
 * [splash!]
 * Pinkie Pie: Melted is my new favorite flavor!
 * [ponies laughing]