Transcripts/My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown. My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip. & My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Sunset's Backstage Pass Part 4. & 5

Spring Breakdown Part 4

 * Twilight Sparkle: You're going after her?
 * Sunset Shimmer: She wouldn't even be out there if I hadn't brought magic to this world in the first place. What about you? Are you in?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Of course I'm in! A hundred percent on board!
 * [thunder]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Then get on board.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I just said I.... "On board".
 * Applejack: Oof. I'll fix the engine while you're gone. We'll be ready to go before that storm hits us. [sickly groan]
 * Sunset Shimmer: But you're seasick. Going below deck is the worst thing you could do.
 * Applejack: [gulps] Not worse than losin' Rainbow Dash.
 * Pinkie Pie: I'll help keep people calm! Get cake. I mean, keep people calm!
 * Fluttershy: And I'll make sure there's lifejackets for everyone. Even grandchildren.
 * Rarity: And I'll inform the below-deck crew. Even though we're from two different worlds. One a lonely coal miner, the other a sophisticated beaut—
 * Applejack: [gags]
 * Rarity: I mean... [clears throat] I'll, uh, I'll, uh, I'll help Applejack.
 * Sunset Shimmer: We'll find Rainbow Dash and be back as soon as possible. [to Twilight] Let's go!
 * [motor running]
 * Sunset Shimmer: You forgot to untie the rope.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, yeah.


 * [adventurous music]
 * [lightning strikes]
 * [motor winds down]
 * Sunset Shimmer: There! That's her boat! Rainbow Dash?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Any sign of her? You don't think she... went in there?
 * Parrot: [squawks]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Where's Fluttershy when we need her?
 * Parrot: [squawks] "I'm going in that jungle!"
 * Sunset Shimmer: "I'm going in that jungle"? The parrot must be repeating what she said. Let's go!
 * [beat]
 * Twilight Sparkle: In there?
 * [thunder and lightning]
 * [animal sounds]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Anyone could've said that.
 * Parrot: [squawks] "Or my name isn't Rainbow Dash!" [squawks]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ugh! Fine.


 * [suspenseful music]
 * [bat squeaking]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [yells, screams, yells, growls, pants, yells]
 * [splat]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
 * [plants rustling]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles, screeches, yells, growls]
 * Rainbow Dash: Help! Help! Heeeeeellllllp! Ugh! [sighs] Way to go, Rainbow Dash. You did it again. You had to go off on your own, didn't you?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Rainbow Dash!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, hey! Uh, heh, 'sup? Um, just takin' a rest in here, y'know? Finding evil magic is hard work.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [indignantly] Did you find any?
 * Rainbow Dash Nah. Just quicksand.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ugh. Don't struggle. We'll find something to pull you out.
 * Rainbow Dash: Struggle? [struggling] Who's struggling?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs, under her breath] Typical Rainbow Dash!
 * Rainbow Dash: I've had a little time to think.
 * [blub]
 * Rainbow Dash: A lot of time, actually. And I spent most of it wishing I could make it up to you. Because you were right.
 * Parrot: [squawking] "Twilight's wrong!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Anyone... could've said that.
 * Parrot: [squawks] "Or my name isn't Rainbow Dash!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh. Gotta stop saying my name all the time.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [scoffs]
 * Rainbow Dash: I was a little annoyed at first, but I'll admit it: I ruined everyone's spring break for nothing. There's no magic out here! Nothing magical at all!
 * [suspenseful music]
 * Rainbow Dash: The only villain trying to ruin spring break was me.
 * [monster growling]
 * Sunset Shimmer: ...And maybe that giant plant monster?
 * Rainbow Dash: What giant plant monster?
 * Twilight Sparkle: That giant plant monster!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [screaming]
 * [plant monster growling]
 * Rainbow Dash: [screaming] Get me out of here!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [struggling] We're trying!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [yells]
 * Rainbow Dash: Try harder!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ugh!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oof!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * [plant monster roars]
 * [splat]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Oof! Take my hand!
 * Rainbow Dash: Take your hand? [panting]
 * Sunset Shimmer: I've seen something like this before.
 * [sparkling]
 * Sunset Shimmer: This is definitely Equestrian magic!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps, struggles] I can't hold it back much longer!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I have a way out of this. Do you trust me?
 * Rainbow Dash: Of course!
 * Sunset Shimmer: See you soon!
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Did you just...?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I'll explain later! We jump on three!
 * [monster roars]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oof!
 * Sunset Shimmer: One, two, three!
 * [slow motion sounds]
 * [magic booming]


 * [water rushing]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [panting]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Where are we?
 * Rainbow Dash: Not about to get eaten. Good enough for me.
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's... more complicated than that.
 * [magic sounds]
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps, screams]

Rainbow Roadtrip Part 4

 * Rainbow Dash: So... what's your plan?
 * Twilight Sparkle: If magic caused this, maybe magic can solve it.
 * [music]
 * [magic sounds]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Oh, I was afraid of that. I've never seen any magic like this before.
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh. Let me try. I mean, "Rainbow"'s part of my name, right?
 * [music]
 * [whooshing]
 * [boom!]
 * [ponies exclaiming]
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh. Yeah, that's all I got.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Thanks for trying. I guess I need to do more research.
 * [whooshing]
 * Barley Barrel: Look out!
 * Pickle Barrel: No, you look out!
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [screaming]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [grunt]
 * Pickle Barrel: [groans]
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you okay?
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: Oh!
 * Barley Barrel: Why did you zig in front of me like that?
 * Pickle Barrel: I didn't zig! You zigged! I zagged!
 * Barley Barrel: That's no excuse for—!
 * Rainbow Dash: Guys, guys, hold on! It was just an accident.
 * Pickle Barrel: An accident that happened in front of you.
 * Barley Barrel: Ugh, I'm so embarrassed. All of our lives, we've been wanting to meet you, and—
 * Rainbow Dash: Wait. So you're the fan club?
 * [doing!]
 * Barley Barrel: You've heard of us?
 * Pickle Barrel: Barley's the president.
 * Barley Barrel: Pickle's the assistant president.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what do you know? The mayor was telling the truth about something!
 * Barley Barrel: Anyway, you're my brother's favorite Wonderbolt!
 * Pickle Barrel: And my sister's favorite Wonderbolt, too!
 * Barley Barrel: He knows all your best moves!
 * Pickle Barrel: So does she!
 * Barley Barrel: We practice all of 'em, every day!
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [grunting]
 * Pickle Barrel: But we really can't do them. [to Barley] Well, it's true!
 * Barley Barrel: [to Pickle] Go ahead. Ask her.
 * Pickle Barrel: No, you ask her.
 * Barley Barrel: No, you ask her!
 * Pickle Barrel: No, you!
 * Barley Barrel: No, you do it!
 * Pickle Barrel: No, you do it!
 * Barley Barrel: Mmm!
 * Rainbow Dash: Somepony ask me!
 * Barley Barrel: Do you think maybe... you could give us a lesson? Just a tiny one? Show us some of your moves?
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh. Well, you promise to listen and work hard and practice?
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [gasp]
 * Pickle Barrel: Yes!
 * Pickle Barrel: Absolutely, practice!
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh, tell you what. If I like what I see, the three of us will put on a show at the Rainbow Festival.
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: Oh!
 * Barley Barrel: There's still a Rainbow Festival?
 * Pickle Barrel: And we're gonna perform at it?
 * Rainbow Dash: I think the whole town should know there's a couple of future Wonderbolts living here. C'mon! We got work to do!
 * [whoosh!]
 * Barley Barrel: Did you hear that?!
 * Pickle Barrel: She called us "future Wonderbolts"!
 * [whoosh!]
 * [magic sounds]


 * Applejack: I think some o' this can be saved, but we'll need some fresh lumber. Uh, Torque, the mayor said maybe you could lend a hoof.
 * Torque Wrench: [groans] Him and his crazy schemes. What's your business in this anyhoo? Hmm?
 * Applejack: Well, for one thing, we're helpin' the mayor. And for another, Granny Smith always says, "You break somethin', you fix it. And any job you do, you should be proud of."
 * Torque Wrench: [laughs] Proud of bein' the repairpony? [laughs]
 * Applejack: Well, absolutely! It's a pretty rare talent to have. Nice work on that balloon basket, by the way. Reweavin' all that straw is no joke.
 * Torque Wrench: Oh. Yah, well, thanks for, well, noticin'.
 * Applejack: [grunts]
 * [hammering]
 * [magic sounds]


 * Rarity: [humming] Hmm? That's one of my designs! Hello?
 * Kerfuffle: [gasps] Whoa, no way! Stack my pancakes! Are you really the Rarity?!
 * Rarity: Uh, it's just "Rarity". Uh, and I-I couldn't help but notice that you've got—
 * Kerfuffle: [gasps] I love ya! I love ya so much! Your work, I mean! Your designs, your taste, your eye for beauty!
 * Rarity: Well, thank you—
 * Kerfuffle: They're the perfect canvas for me to fancy up!
 * Rarity: Yes, about that. The— the hat, the— the boa, the scarf, the—
 * Kerfuffle Do ya like 'em?
 * Rarity: Very charming.
 * Kerfuffle: [gasps] Thank ya! [giggles] Those are Kerfuffle originals! I'm Kerfuffle! Spelled like it sounds, with a double "ffff" for the "fuff"! [gasps] I should really stop talking now.
 * Rarity: I do hope you don't mind my asking. But with all this talent, why don't you simply display your own work instead of adding to others?
 * Kerfuffle: [laughs] Oh. Oh, no, I-I couldn't. It's... not good enough by itself.
 * Rarity: Hmph, au contraire. Take this shawl. Hoof-dyed, nicely woven, a piece of art by itself. Imagine if you could work in color.
 * Kerfuffle: Oh, I do imagine. I mean, that's how I design things. I feel in my heart what the colors are. Like this scarf. This stripe is red, then orange, yellow...
 * Rarity: Like a rainbow. How would you like to work with me as the official assistant designer of the Rainbow Festival?
 * Kerfuffle: [gasps] Really? Work with you?! I can't believe it! [laughs gleefully] Wait, there's still a Rainbow Festival?
 * Rarity: Darling, if we have anything to do with it, not only will there be a festival, it will be the most stylish anypony in this town has ever seen! Now let's get started!
 * [magic sounds]


 * [music]
 * [doors opening]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wow...
 * [music continues]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Petunia Petals: Ya like it?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I love it! I just never thought—
 * Petunia Petals: That a teeny town like Hope Hollow would have a library this grand? We may be small, but we're well-read. I make sure of it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Mayor Sunny was right. You are something!
 * Petunia Petals: Did he really say that? [giggles] Oh, that silly unicorn. Did he say anythin' else? I mean, uh, anyhoo, what can I do you for?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't suppose you have a magic section?
 * Petunia Petals: [laughs] "Arcane", "Elemental", or "Theory of"?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [squeals]


 * Pinkie Pie: Let's see. If fifty cupcakes makes a party, that means for the festival, we need... divide by two, carry the one...
 * Fluttershy: More?
 * Pinkie Pie: Super more! We're gonna need some baking help!
 * [sign creaks]
 * Fluttershy: [gasps]
 * Pinkie Pie: Huh?
 * [crack]
 * Fluttershy: It looks like it's closed.
 * Pinkie Pie: Aw, that's so sad.
 * Mr. Hoofington: [distantly] We can only use the ones from our yard, lovey.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Oh, darling, stop it.
 * Pinkie Pie: Excuse me. I see you're taking your pie for a walk, and I was wondering—
 * Mrs. Hoofington: We're not interested. Ugh, it's getting so a pony can't even walk down the street without being terrorized.
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs] That's not terrorize. This... [babbles]
 * Mr. and Mrs. Hoofington: Aah!
 * Pinkie Pie: ...is terrorize.
 * Mr. Hoofington: [sighs]
 * Pinkie Pie: So, how would you like to be a part of the official baking team of the Rainbow Festival?
 * Mrs. Hoofington: There's still a Rainbow Festival?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. We'll have a booth with cupcakes and pastries and fun, and we're gonna start with this pie! Let the taste test begin! [chomps, gags] Blech! Bleghhht! [gagging] What kind of pie did you say this was s'upposed to be?
 * Mr. Hoofington: Apricot.
 * Pinkie Pie: Are you sure? It's kinda... crunchy.
 * Fluttershy: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Well, the apricots are from our very own tree.
 * Mr. Hoofington: In our very own yard.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Behind our very own house.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah. Maybe we should get a look at this tree.


 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [grunting]
 * Rainbow Dash: All right, rookies. Show me what you got.
 * Barley Barrel: [whispering, to Pickle] She sounds just like we always imagined she'd sound!
 * Pickle Barrel: [whispering, to Barley] Only twenty percent cooler!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well? Aren't you gonna fly or something?
 * Pickle Barrel: Yes, sir! I mean, ma'am. Uh...
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [chuckle nervously]
 * [music]
 * Barley Barrel: Okay? Break!
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [groan] Whoa! [grunt, yell]
 * [music]
 * Rainbow Dash: Fancy flying is something you have to work up to. Even I didn't become "Rainbow Dash" in one day.
 * Barley Barrel: Two days?
 * Rainbow Dash: Everypony's got to learn the basics before they can show off.
 * [whoosh]
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: Whoa!
 * [music]
 * Rainbow Dash: You'll get there. But first, let's start with a single flip.
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [gasp]
 * [magic sounds]


 * Fluttershy: If you don't mind my asking, you don't sound like the other ponies here in town.
 * Mr. Hoofington: Oh, we weren't born here. We're originally from Manehattan.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: But it was so big. All those ponies crammed together, never talking to each other. Ooh.
 * Mr. Hoofington: We heard Hope Hollow was just the opposite, so we moved here.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: And it was wonderful... uh, for a while.
 * Fluttershy: What happened?
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Uh, things changed. Oh! Here. This is the tree.
 * Mr. Hoofington: This is where the apricots in my pie came from.
 * [beat]
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, I'm no expert, but I don't think these are very ripe. Apricots are supposed to be orange.
 * Mr. Hoofington: Well, that's the problem, isn't it? With hardly any colors in this town, one apricot looks like another.
 * Fluttershy: What about that tree? Its apricots are big and juicy.
 * Mr. Hoofington: Oh. We can't use the apricots from that tree.
 * Pinkie Pie: Sure ya can! All you gotta do is—
 * Moody Root: Hey! Stay away from my tree!
 * Fluttershy: W-What was that?
 * Mr. Hoofington: Just old Moody Root.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: He's made it quite clear he won't share his apricots. He hasn't even said "hello" in ages.
 * Fluttershy: Have you tried saying "hello" to him?
 * Mr. Hoofington: What? Well, no, but—
 * Fluttershy: Mr. Moody Root, are you there?
 * Moody Root: Who wants to know?
 * Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy. Your apricot tree is beautiful. So healthy. You must take very good care of it.
 * Moody Root: Well, I try to. Plant food. A good water now and then. Keeps my apricots happy.
 * Fluttershy: I bet that's why you have so many of them. You must always be busy making things. Jam, cobbler, pie...
 * Moody Root: Nope, I just eat 'em. Although, pie does sound pretty good.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: What in Equestria is she doing?
 * Mr. Hoofington: I haven't the foggiest, dear.
 * Pinkie Pie: Doing what she does best.
 * Fluttershy: Your neighbors were just about to bake some pies. You know them, right? Mr. and Mrs. Hoofington, Mr. Moody Root.
 * Moody Root: Um... [clears throat] H-H-Hello, uh...
 * Mr. Hoofington: Yes. Hello.
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Hello, Mr... Root.
 * Moody Root: [clears throat]
 * Fluttershy: But they're a little short on apricots.
 * Pinkie Pie: If only there was some apricots we can use... [clears throat, clears throat more irritably]
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Oh, yes, of course! We'd be happy to bake you a pie.
 * Mr. Hoofington: Two or... three pies even.
 * Moody Root: So ya mean if I give ya my apricots...
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] What a great idea!
 * Fluttershy: Then everypony can share. What do you think, Mr. Moody Root?
 * [sloop!]
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Ugh. Oh, well.
 * Fluttershy: Wait for it...
 * [music building up]
 * [gate opens]
 * Moody Root: Got a ladder? We can just pick 'em from your side of the fence!
 * Mr. Hoofington: Um, yes, of course! Uh, this way!
 * [magic sounds]


 * [music]
 * [pages flipping]
 * Twilight Sparkle: A prism curse? An erasure spell? None of these are big enough to make a whole town lose its color on their own! Ugh! Unless...
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: [muffled] Oh, for the love o' cheddar!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: [muttering]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Mayor Skies.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Oh!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What is all this?
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Princess Twilight! Welcome to our town's Rainbow Room. Anything you want ta know about each year's festival from the very beginnin'.
 * Twilight Sparkle: The pictures! They're in color!
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Sure are. Oh. Those are from happier times. Back when there still was a festival. Seems even though we faded, the memory never did. I come here sometimes for inspiration. I need plenty for this speech I'm writin'. Biggest one of my life. [to Petunia] Oh! Didn't see ya there!
 * Petunia Petals: Sunny! I-I didn' know you were here.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Uh, Uh, j-just leavin'. [chuckles] I-I gotta finish this. W-Well, uh, s-see ya later!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Whoa. The festival was really something, wasn't it?
 * Petunia Petals: Used to be wonderful. It brought the whole town together for a long time, and these pictures are from the last festival. You can see it didn't go well.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right. The mayor's magic in the generator caused the colors to go.
 * Petunia Petals: That's what Sunny thinks. He blames himself for it, but I'm still not convinced it was anythin' other than an accident!
 * Twilight Sparkle: There's something strange about this. I just can't put my hoof on it. If only the Generator hadn't been destroyed...
 * Petunia Petals: Not all of it was.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Petunia Petals: [grunts]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wow!
 * Petunia Petals: I don't keep it out because I know it hurts th' mayor to see it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Mind if I borrow this?

Sunset's Backstage Pass Part 4

 * [The Dazzlings]
 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
 * Ooh...


 * [crowd cheers]
 * Adagio Dazzle: [sighs] That song's called Find the Magic. [under voice] Human scum.
 * [microphone feedback]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Seriously?
 * Rarity: The chord progression is kind of samey-samey.
 * Sunset Shimmer: And the Dazzlings are behind the time loop!
 * Rarity: Still no excuse for lazy songwriting.
 * Rainbow Dash: So what are we gonna do?
 * Sunset Shimmer: New mission – we have to get backstage.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Our backstage passes are only good for day two, and you're not a V.I.P.
 * Sunset Shimmer: [groans]
 * Pinkie Pie: You're a V.-important-P. to me.
 * Sunset Shimmer: The key is getting past him.
 * Snips: Uh, we just want an autograph.
 * Snips and Snails: [crying]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ugh.
 * Fluttershy: He's terrible.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yikes.
 * Rarity: Oh, my.
 * Pinkie Pie: The weak shall crumble before me! I got this!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait! If you want to help, let me come up with a plan. No distractions, no detours, no... walking off while I'm talking to you.
 * Pinkie Pie: Last summer, weren't you working at the, um...?
 * Security Guard: Cat food convention?
 * Pinkie Pie: [off-sync] Cat food convention? Oh, that's right! Mm-hmm! Uh, you were the guy who...
 * Security Guard: Yeah. I... got... fired!
 * Pinkie Pie: Because, mmm... now, what happened again?
 * Security Guard: I tried taking a kitten home with me, all right? But that's against the rules!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [groans] If she blows this thing, I'll have to start all over tomorrow!
 * Pinkie Pie: Was it an orange cat?
 * Security Guard: Tuxedo! Ask me her name! See what happens!
 * [beat]
 * Pinkie Pie: What was her na—?


 * [snip!]
 * [door slams]
 * Pinkie Pie: Ohhh. I guess I don't got this. [whimpers]
 * Sunset Shimmer: You don't. But together, we do. For a time looper, today's failure is tomorrow's success.


 * [phone buzzes, alarm sounds]


 * Rainbow Dash: Starswirled day one! Come and get it!
 * [whack!]
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh. Sorry.
 * Fluttershy: [laughs] Sorry.
 * Pinkie Pie: What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes? Whoa!


 * [splat!]


 * [beep]


 * Adagio Dazzle: [under voice] Human scum.
 * [microphone feedback]
 * [crowd cheers]
 * Snips: Uh, we just want an autograph.
 * Snips and Snails: [crying]
 * Security Guard: [gasps]
 * [soft pop music]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Say hello to Hattie the kitty cat.
 * [kitten purrs]
 * Security Guard: [gasps, tearing up] Hello, Mr. Kitty.
 * Sunset Shimmer: If you spend all your time keeping people out, how are you ever gonna let anybody in... to your heart?
 * Security Guard: Oh, gosh... Go ahead and go backstage, the both of you's!
 * Pinkie Pie: Really? Wow, thanks! Great idea, Sunset!
 * Sunset Shimmer: We came up with it together.
 * [click!]
 * [van door opens]
 * Sonata Dusk: Ooooh, that was our best show yet!
 * Aria Blaze: The loop is really working.
 * Adagio Dazzle: Of course it's working. It was my idea.
 * Sunset Shimmer: I knew it! I bet they're hiding the Time Twirler somewhere in their tour bus.
 * Pinkie Pie: Nice thinking. Also, looks more like a tour van to me.
 * [van door closes]
 * [van door opens]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Stay here and stand guard. If you see anyone coming, sound the alarm.
 * [van door closes]
 * Pinkie Pie: You got it! No one's gonna get by me! No way, no how! Nuh-uh! Nope! Nah, nah-ah!


 * Adagio Dazzle: Wait. Did one of you remember to take the bread out of the toaster?
 * Aria Blaze: It's not my job to not start fires.
 * Sonata Dusk: [scoffs] How was I supposed to know you can't put tacos in the toaster?
 * Adagio Dazzle: [groans] You two are so annoying. Let's go.


 * Pinkie Pie: Keepin' watch. That's what I— [sniffs] What's that smell? [sniffs] Could it be? [gulps, gasps] Puffed Pastry's exclusive star-crusted, cinnamon-dipped churros! [whimpers] Now's probably not the best time to go get one. On the other hand, if I get two, then Sunset could have one with me. No! I will not give in! [swoons, slurps] No. No, no, no! [panting] So good... No! No! [whimpers]


 * Sunset Shimmer: Not here. [groans] Ugh, where is it?
 * [click!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Who leaves toast in a toaster? Honestly.
 * [van door opens]
 * Adagio Dazzle: Don't even think about eating our toast, Sunset Shimmer!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [nervous laugh, sighs] I was wrong. This is the worst possible time for churros.
 * Adagio Dazzle: What are you doing on our bus?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Sorry, not sorry, Adagio. But it's time to take this track off repeat. I heard you admit the time loop was your idea.
 * Adagio Dazzle: Time loop? What? We looped a vocal track.
 * The Dazzlings: [laughing]
 * Adagio Dazzle: [gasps] Hey!
 * Sunset Shimmer: You're telling the truth.
 * Adagio Dazzle: Of course I am!
 * Sunset Shimmer: But your song. "Every day is the same".
 * Adagio Dazzle: That's about being stuck in this miserable human world with no magic or hope of returning to Equestria.
 * Aria Blaze: And by the way, if there's Equestrian magic afoot around here, we call dibs.
 * Sunset Shimmer: I thought if anyone would want to be able to redo the day and fix their mistakes, it's you three.
 * Adagio Dazzle: We made the mistake of using our powers to manipulate Canterlot High School, and we've paid the price for it with our magic.
 * Sonata Dusk: Unless you count the magic of vocal processing.
 * Adagio Dazzle: Which I don't! What I'm saying is we already get a do-over with every new day. It's called living life.
 * Sonata Dusk: You should try it sometime.
 * The Dazzlings: [laughing]
 * Sunset Shimmer: I can't!
 * Aria Blaze: Poor Sunset Shimmer. Are you mad?
 * Sunset Shimmer: I don't get a new day, okay? I get this day forever! Nothing changes! I can't tell you how sick I am of Pinkie Pie ruining everything by running off to get churros! I hate churros!
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh. I, uh... just wanted to say the Dazzlings are back, but I see you see they see you seeing them, and you've seen me too, so, um... see ya. [crying] Cool tour bus!
 * Sunset Shimmer: No, Pinkie! I didn't mean it!
 * Adagio Dazzle: If the day's always the same, maybe you're the one who needs to change.
 * [van doors close]
 * [van drives away]

Spring Breakdown Part 5

 * Twilight Sparkle: [continues screaming, pants, screams again, screams louder] PONY FACE!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Twilight! You're okay! This is supposed to happen!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] All my things are horse things!
 * Sunset Shimmer: 'Round here we call them "pony things".
 * Rainbow Dash: Incoming! Wah!
 * [thud]
 * Rainbow Dash: [groans]
 * Sunset Shimmer: That wasn't quicksand back there. The sand was covering a portal to Equestria. I thought there was only one from school to Celestia's mirror, but who knows how many there are and where they might lead?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, I wasn't listening. Because we're ponies!
 * Rainbow Dash: Y'know, Twilight, since I kinda messed things up on the boat, maybe this could be your vacation!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm...
 * Rainbow Dash: We're here, we're ponies. Let's have some fun! Pony style! Whoa!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Uh, that's not a thing we say.
 * Twilight Sparkle: This would be a fantastic opportunity to study the physical laws of a novel dimension.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Shouldn't we be getting back?
 * Rainbow Dash: It's just a little rain. I'm sure our friends are fine.


 * [lightning]
 * [patrons screaming]


 * Applejack: [sighs, on walkie-talkie] Breaker-breaker four-and-a-half, this is "Red Delicious" requestin' a storm status update! Over!


 * Rarity: [on walkie-talkie] Ahoy, uh, matey! Uh, this is Rarity. Please repeat.. the words you said.
 * Pinkie Pie: [squeals]
 * [lightning]
 * Rarity: I'm beginning to wonder if— [screams]
 * [splash]
 * Rarity: ...if this is no ordinary storm!
 * Pinkie Pie: I don't think she heard you.
 * [lightning]
 * Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie: [scream]


 * Sunset Shimmer: [whispering] We'd better keep a low profile. Follow my lead.
 * [zip!]
 * [whimsical music]
 * [apples thudding]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [whinnies]
 * [bushes rustling]
 * [cartoony skittering]


 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: A little higher on the left.
 * Spike: [grunting]
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Now on the right.
 * Spike: [grunting]
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: A little more. [gasps] Sunset Shimmer!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Twilight!
 * Spike: [grunting]
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: It's wonderful to see you! What are you doing here?
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's a long story.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Wait. How are you coming in the front door and not up from where I keep the mirror? [gasps] You found another portal between our worlds!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I guess it wasn't that long.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I like her.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash! Other me! Good to see you both again! What about the others?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Oh, they're back home waiting for us. But they're fine. No reason to hurry back.


 * [lightning]
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I hope they hurry back!
 * Pinkie Pie: Applejack said to tell you she's about to reconnect the engine and we might feel a little jolt.
 * Fluttershy: Oh. When?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, she didn't say.
 * [vroom!]
 * Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy: [scream]
 * Applejack: I can't slow it down!
 * [lightning]
 * Applejack: And we just lost steering!


 * Spike: ...and that's the last time I ever went to a dragon wedding!
 * Both Twilights, Sunset Shimmer, and Rainbow Dash: [laugh]
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you have to try Ms. Cake's chocolate fondue. It takes twenty minutes though.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ah, we have all the time in the world.


 * Pinkie Pie: We're running out of time! Watch out for rocks! Watch out for everything!
 * Rarity and Fluttershy: [scream]
 * Pinkie Pie: [screams]


 * Pinkie Pie (pony): [screaming]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Did you hear that? It sounded like Pinkie Pie yelling.
 * [wheels squeaking]
 * Pinkie Pie (pony): I was yelling, silly! Standing at the front door yelling, "Fondue delivery!" Oh, hey, Rainbow Dash, pony-in-the-glasses-who-I-don't-recognize. Here. You have to try this! It's a fresh batch!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, ow! Too hot! It needs to be, like, twenty percent cooler.
 * [magic sounds]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [grunts, munches] Mmm! I love this!


 * [thunder and lightning]
 * Rarity: I hate this!
 * Rarity and Pinkie Pie: [grunt]
 * Fluttershy: [groans] I can't take much more of this!
 * Pinkie Pie: You might not have to! [gasps] Rock ho!
 * Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy: [scream]
 * [metal ripping]
 * Applejack: [yells]
 * [ship creaking]
 * [water sloshing]
 * [patrons gasping and screaming]


 * Trixie Lulamoon: Behold! The vase is now empty! The question is – can the Great and Powerful Trixie bring the water back?!
 * [water splashing]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Oh, no. I'm too powerful. I'm too powerful!


 * Fluttershy: [gasps] We're... sinking!


 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: And that was from the time I was rescued by my own pupil! [giggles] Which really gave me some perspective on the importance of mentoring.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You ponies are, like, superheroes!
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Oh, we're not superheroes.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Sure, just ordinary ponies who save the world from complete destruction multiple times.
 * Rainbow Dash: Sound familiar?
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Here's a good one.
 * [magic sounds]
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: This is from our battle with the Storm King. He stole our magic and used it to create the most powerful storm in Equestria. But, luckily, my friends and I were able to work together to drain his magic and seal his power into this.
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
 * Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle: [awed reactions]
 * Rainbow Dash: This symbol looks familiar.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: You've... seen this before?
 * Rainbow Dash: It's just... That symbol. It looks exactly like what I thought I saw in the water when we were back on the boat. But we decided the magic glow was just Mother Nature.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: When you saw the thing that looked exactly like this thing, there wasn't any thunder or lightning accompanying it, [nervous laugh] right?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Uh, there was definitely thunder.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Affirmative on the thunder.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Nopony freak out, but I think that maybe there's a chance when we destroyed the Storm King, we didn't capture all his magic, and maybe it found its way into your world! It might be turning into a giant, magic storm and threatening your friends as we speak! NOPONY FREAK OUT!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Our friends!
 * Twilight Sparkle: We have to go back!
 * Rainbow Dash: Ladies... it's hero time!

Rainbow Roadtrip Part 5

 * [music]
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: [laughs] Great job! It's even better than it was before, don'tcha know?
 * [ponies chattering]
 * Pony #1: Rainbow Festival?
 * Pony #2: Didn't know it was still goin' on.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Sure is! Bigger and better than ever! I hope. Tell all your friends!
 * Colt: Can we go, Mama?
 * Pony #2: I suppose so. Why not?
 * [magic sounds]
 * Colt: [gasps, laughs]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Mr. Mayor. [grunts] I hope you don't mind, but—
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Where'd ya find that?
 * Petunia Petals: I gave it to her, Sunny. She has an idea.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Best idea would just be to throw that thing in the trash heap.
 * Twilight Sparkle: My theory is that the Generator magnifies whatever magic it uses, makes it stronger. So if we could rebuild it and use one of the reversal spells I just read about, it could work to bring color back to the town!
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Even if we could get it workin' again, which is quite a tall order...
 * Applejack Not for a gifted repairpony who I just happen to know.
 * Torque Wrench: Let me take a look-see. Yah, I could give 'er a go.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Huh. I don't wanna get my hope up, but... yahoo!
 * Torque Wrench: Don't worry. I'll get to work.
 * Petunia Petals: Um, how's your speech comin', Sunny? I'd be happy to help you with it if you'd like.
 * Mayor Sunny Skies: Uh, oh, no, you couldn't. Uh, t-thanks, but, uh, I have to do a little mayor-type business, don'tcha know? But I'll check back in a little bit to see how everythin's goin'.
 * [zip!]
 * Petunia Petals: Hmmm. He's actin' so peculiar.
 * Applejack: From what I've seen of the mayor, how can ya tell exactly when "peculiar" kicks in?


 * [music]
 * Moody Root: [chomping] Mm-mm-mm-mm! If I'd have known your pie was this good, I'd have given you those apricots ages ago!
 * Mrs. Hoofington: Mr. Hoofington did all the baking.
 * Mr. Hoofington: Mmm, inspired by you, Snookums. Mwah.
 * Moody Root: Say, the whole town should know about this here pie.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, don't worry. They will. We're gonna give it away at the Rainbow Festival!
 * Moody Root: Wait, what? There's still a Rainbow Festival?
 * Fluttershy: Uh-huh.
 * Moody Root: [laughs]
 * [magic sounds]


 * [ding]
 * Torque Wrench: Well, here it is. Had to hoof-build some of the parts myself, but it's as good as new.
 * Applejack: Hoo-wee! This looks amazin', Torque. Nopony else could have pulled this off.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thank you so much for your help.
 * Torque Wrench: It was a real challenge, but turns out that was part of the fun! [chuckles]
 * [music]
 * [magic sounds]
 * Applejack: Whoa! D-Did y'all see that?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Now we need to test it.
 * Petunia Petals: Should we call the mayor?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Might be best to make sure it works first. I'd hate to disappoint him.
 * Applejack: Uh, Twilight, I think I saw—
 * Twilight Sparkle: In a moment, Applejack. This is important.
 * Applejack: Yeah, but—
 * Twilight Sparkle: Turn on the Generator.
 * Applejack: Oh. Okay.
 * [clicking and whirring]
 * Twilight Sparkle and Petunia Petals: [gasp]
 * Applejack and Torque Wrench: [gasp]
 * [machinery continues]
 * [sheen!]
 * Applejack: Huh! Well, look at that!
 * Petunia Petals: Oh, isn't it beautiful? That's what the Generator has always done for years and years.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Now we just add magic, and...
 * [boom!]
 * Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Petunia Petals, and Torque Wrench: [sigh]
 * [music]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm sorry. I thought for sure it would work.
 * Petunia Petals: Let's not tell the mayor. It would break his heart.
 * Twilight Sparkle: No. We have to tell him we failed. We can't bring the color back.
 * Applejack: Hmm... Twilight! I really think you should see this. You betcha—
 * Pinkie Pie: We did it!
 * Twilight Sparkle and Petunia Petals: Huh?
 * Applejack: [sighs]
 * Pinkie Pie: [humming] Everything you need for the Rainbow Festival bake sale!
 * Moody Root: [grunts]
 * Fluttershy: Courtesy of the Hoofingtons.
 * Mr. Hoofington: And Mr. Moody Root!
 * Moody Root: [chuckles]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ooh! Everything looks delicious!
 * Petunia Petals: Mr. Moody Root! Why, I haven't see ya in the library in ages.
 * Moody Root: High time I came back. Hey, you got any of them there cookbooks?
 * [whoosh!]
 * Moody Root: Wha?
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [laughing]
 * [music]
 * Torque Wrench: Hey, they're pretty good.
 * Rainbow Dash: They've been practicing their tails off for the big show.
 * [whoosh!]
 * Torque Wrench: What big show?
 * Rainbow Dash: The Rainbow Festival. They're the official entertainment.
 * [music]
 * Barley Barrel: Mm!
 * Barley and Pickle Barrel: [grunting]
 * [thud]
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, landing still needs a little work.
 * Rarity: You're all here! Wonderful! You can help us set up our cart. Kerfuffle's official Rainbow Festival accessories.
 * Kerfuffle: Ta-da!
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh, whoa-ho-ho! Nice stuff.
 * Kerfuffle: And I designed color-matched assessories for each of ya!
 * Pinkie Pie: Um, I can't help but notice that the color-matched accessories don't have much color.
 * Rarity: Well, of course not, silly. The town doesn't have any color, remember?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, right.
 * Kerfuffle: Oh, but don't worry. I know where the colors are supposed to be. An orange scarf for Applejack, red leggings fer Fluttershy...
 * Fluttershy: Ooh.
 * Kerfuffle: The pink flower lei is for, well, you-know-who.
 * Pinkie Pie: No, who? [laughs] Mm-hmm.
 * Rarity: And look at my purple kerchief. Isn't it divine?
 * Kerfuffle: The blue goggles are fer Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh-ho-ho.
 * Kerfuffle: [to Barley and Pickle] And I think I have some that might match for you two.
 * Pickle Barrel: Whoa!
 * Barley Barrel: Whoa!
 * Kerfuffle: And somethin' very special for Princess Twilight. Wing bling! In every shade of the rainbow, don'tcha know?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Kerfuffle, this is amazing! Everypony, you've done great work. [sighs] I just wish I could've done my part. I hate to admit it, but I'm stuck. I don't know how to make the town's color come back.
 * Applejack: [spits] That's what I've been tryin' to tell ya! It is comin' back!
 * [magic sounds]
 * [ponies exclaim]
 * [magic sounds continue]
 * Pickle Barrel: Whoa!
 * Fluttershy: What's happening?
 * Rarity: Something wonderful!
 * Twilight Sparkle: But how? It wasn't the Generator. Which means something else must have drained the town's color in the first place! I have to get back to the library!

Sunset's Backstage Pass Part 5

 * Pinkie Pie: [crying]
 * [crowd gasping]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Pinkie Pie, wait up! I'm sorry.
 * Pinkie Pie: It's okay! Did you convince the Dazzlings to break the time loop? [whimpering]
 * Sunset Shimmer: No. It wasn't them.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh. Well... I'm gonna find a nice line to wait in so I don't ruin it for you again. [sobs] You deserve to have a good day, Sunset. [crying]
 * Sunset Shimmer: So do you, Pinkie Pie.


 * [phone buzzes, alarm sounds]


 * Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
 * Rainbow Dash: Starswirled day one! Come and get it!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Not today!
 * Applejack: ..."Get your own chicken coop!"
 * Fluttershy: [spit take, laughs]
 * Pinkie Pie: What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes?
 * Sunset Shimmer: You call her Pinkie Pie, because you spell your name with three I's!
 * Fluttershy: Ohhhh. [laughs] Puns.


 * Sunset Shimmer: In your face, mud!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uhhh, you okay?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Never better.
 * Pinkie Pie: A line?! Ah! This day's already amazing!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I know! Pick whichever you want. They're all slow, but security is an art. It can't be rushed.
 * [beep]
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Win a tandem bicycle?!
 * [zip!]
 * Applejack: You two have fun now!
 * Pinkie Pie: All I have to do is guess how many candies are in the jar. And my sugar senses say... three hundred and five!
 * [buzzer]
 * Pinkie Pie: Awww.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Five hundred seventy-two and a half, counting the green jellybean you ate part of in the parking lot.


 * Pinkie Pie: Whee!
 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
 * [screech!]
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs, gasps]


 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [laughing]
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, Sunset! [laughing]


 * [camera clicks]
 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [laughing]


 * Sunset Shimmer: [whistles]
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
 * [splat!]
 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [laughing]


 * [stall door opens]
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggling]


 * Pinkie Pie: This is the best day ever! And now, for the grand finale! Post—! [sniffs] What's that smell?
 * Sunset Shimmer: You'll see.
 * Puffed Pastry: Puffed Pastry's exclusive Starswirl cinnamon-swirled churros! Get zem while ze're marginally fresher than a little bit!
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] How did you know?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [muffled] Two, please.
 * Pinkie Pie: [sniffs]
 * Sunset Shimmer: You know, when I did things alone my way, I realized having a perfect day wasn't perfect without... you.
 * Pinkie Pie: Awwww.
 * [clang!]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ow! Mine's hard as a rock! This is like eating a crowbar.
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] I know! [eating noisily]
 * Festival Intern: [to Puffed Pastry] Your lousy golf cart broke down on me for the last time! Find someone else to deliver churros backstage to PostCrush, because I quit!


 * Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie: [laughing]
 * Pinkie Pie: See what happens when you embrace the chaos of our friendship?
 * Sunset Shimmer: This couldn't happen with all the mission-planning in the world.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I hope they like us! You must've met them on one of the other days. Tell me what happens!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [laughs] Nope. First time. And I'm glad it's with the other half of my dynamic duo. You ready?
 * [knocking on door]
 * [door slides open]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Special delivery!
 * Pinkie Pie: We are huge, huge, ginormous fans!
 * Supernova Zap: Heeeey. The usual delivery guy looks like two girls today.
 * [thud]
 * Supernova Zap: I mean, today's the first time we have done this! Yesterday was, um... a different day.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Today can be a funny thing.
 * Kiwi Lollipop: Word. Thanks for being fans, but we gotta... you know... get on stage.
 * Pinkie Pie: Of course! We don't want to keep you. Come on, Sunset.
 * Sunset Shimmer: But before you go on, at least give me the honor of shaking your hand. As a thank-you for all your music and anything else you might've done to me. I mean, for me.
 * Kiwi Lollipop: Anything for a fan.
 * [whoosh!]


 * Kiwi Lollipop: Tomorrow has to be perfect! We've only got one shot at this!
 * Supernova Zap: [groans] As if I'm not super-duper aware, K-Lo!
 * [shimmering sounds]
 * Supernova Zap: Ooh...
 * [zap!]


 * [Kiwi Lollipop]
 * (Yeah)


 * [PostCrush]
 * Be the true, true, true original
 * Dare to be what you are meant to be


 * [zap!]


 * [PostCrush]
 * Working hard, that's our thing
 * All this way, we're perfect, perfectly true


 * [zap!]


 * [PostCrush]
 * True, true original
 * True, true original


 * [zap!]


 * [crowd cheers]
 * Kiwi Lollipop: [groans] Your voice? So flat! Ugh! I can't!
 * Supernova Zap: [groans] Whatever! We can just do it all over again!
 * [zap!]


 * Sunset Shimmer: [gasps] You found the Time Twirler! You're the ones causing the time loop!
 * Supernova Zap: Pause. How did you see my brain?
 * Kiwi Lollipop: We're gonna loop our show 'til it's perfect! A fangirl like you wouldn't get it.
 * Supernova Zap: Unless you're such a fangirl, you do get it.
 * Kiwi Lollipop: You know fans can never get it.
 * Sunset Shimmer: But I do. I wanted things to go perfectly, too. But now I know they never do.
 * Supernova Zap: Then we. Stop. Never!
 * Kiwi Lollipop: And now that we know you're in on our little secret, you'll never set foot inside this festival again.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Go ahead. Take our pictures and hang them up. Tomorrow morning, they'll all disappear.
 * Kiwi Lollipop: Ever heard of drawings?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Everything resets.
 * Supernova Zap: You don't, and neither do we. Now that I've seen your faces, I'm an art school dropout, and you better believe I can draw your faces so good, guards will ban you at the gate from now until 4eva!
 * Kiwi Lollipop: 4eva-eva!
 * Pinkie Pie: No!
 * Kiwi Lollipop: Yeah, she can.
 * Supernova Zap: Mmmm-hmmmm. Security! We got a code chartreuse – crazy fan alert!


 * Sunset Shimmer: How are you gonna let anyone in if you keep kicking people out?!
 * [door closes]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Tonight is my last chance to stop this before I get banned for life!