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The Ending of the End - Part 1

 * Queen Chrysalis: Hey there, my unicorn friend. Have you heard?
 * Unicorn Baker: About Princess Twilight Sparkle's coronation? Who hasn't? I'm on my way there now. So much baking to do and—
 * Queen Chrysalis: No, no. [whispers] About the Earth ponies.
 * Unicorn Baker: I know their crops have been underperforming, but, uh...
 * Queen Chrysalis: That's not it. They're hoarding the food for themselves! I heard the Mayor of Appleloosa say that if unicorns and Pegasi want to eat, they can use their own hooves to dig.
 * Unicorn Baker: How awful!
 * Queen Chrysalis: We unicorns have to stick together, right? [sinister laughter]


 * [transformation zap]
 * Lord Tirek: Ah, Chrysalis. Another successful field trip, I presume?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Spreading distrust among the unicorns and Earth ponies is almost too easy. We could take down Twilight and her friends a hundred times, but as long as they have the "love" of Equestria behind them, they'd crawl back to defeat us. Not anymore.
 * Cozy Glow: No friendship, no magic! It's so obvious when you think about it. I did my part freaking out the Pegasi.
 * Lord Tirek: And Grogar's long absence has given me time to prepare the next part of our plan. [blows]
 * [grinding]
 * Lord Tirek: Grogar's Bell. This artifact can steal any creature's magic. It holds that magic until it is released by this spell. Which means all the power inside is ours for the taking! [kissing]
 * Cozy Glow: You're drooling on the Bell.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Let's try the spell before Grogar gets back. I'm sick of waiting for that old goat's master plan.
 * Lord Tirek: Take my hands.
 * [beat]
 * Lord Tirek: So we can all be part of the spell. Unless you'd prefer I take all the magic myself?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Our pact stands. What we do, we do together. Once we defeat the protectors of Equestria, we can claim this land and rule our kingdoms alone once more.
 * [magic humming]
 * [reverberating gong]
 * [magic humming]
 * Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, and Cozy Glow: [laughing evilly]


 * [theme song]


 * Grogar: I have returned. Twilight Sparkle's coronation is today, and we are going to ruin it with this artifact. But to succeed, you must work together.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Oh, way ahead of you, Grogar. [spits]
 * [rumbling]
 * [crash!]
 * [magic zap]
 * Grogar: The Bell! You had it all this time?! Why didn't you tell me?!
 * Cozy Glow: We're villains. Duh.
 * [magic zap]
 * [reverberating gong]
 * [magic humming]
 * Grogar: [pained groaning]
 * [thud]
 * Lord Tirek: That was unexpected.
 * Discord: [snapping fingers]
 * Cozy Glow: Wait. Discord was Grogar? Like, the whole time? Should we follow him?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Without magic, he's no threat. Besides, we have plans.


 * Princess Celestia: Doesn't she look so adorably regal up there?
 * Princess Luna: Our little Twilight, all grown up. Should we tell her that we've cleared out our royal suites so she and Spike can move in?
 * Princess Celestia: Oh, maybe wait until after the coronation. Twilight doesn't need anything else to worry about today.
 * Spike: So, you freakin' out yet?
 * Twilight Sparkle: About what?
 * Spike: Oh, I don't know. It's not every day the princesses that have ruled Equestria for hundreds of moons retire and pass all their responsibilities on to your and your friends.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that. Actually, I'm feeling pretty good. We've all faced so much and come out okay. I know we're up to the challenge of keeping Equestria safe and happy. There's nothing we can't handle together. Which reminds me...
 * Spike: Royal advisor? What's that?
 * Twilight Sparkle: A new position I created for you. You've been at my side for every step of this journey. Knowing I had you to count on gave me the strength I needed to grow and succeed. I wouldn't be here without you.
 * Spike: Thanks, Twilight. You know I'll always be your right-hoof dragon.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I was hoping you'd say that. Because now that my crown's been fitted, we have some royal errands to run!


 * [wind whistling]
 * Rarity: And you're sure this is where Pinkie told us to get the blackberries for her special coronation dessert?
 * Fluttershy: Maybe they keep their produce in the back?
 * Fruit Seller: Nope. This is all we got. But I got a special on these taters.
 * Rarity: [gags]
 * Fluttershy: Um, no, thank you. We'll keep looking.
 * Rarity: [gags, coughs] Ooh! Twilight, darling! You're just in time. Only one more pre-coronation stop. We're picking up the final touch for your apres-hors d'oevres gown...
 * Twilight Sparkle: Is that before or after the royal marshmallow-eating-contest gown?
 * Rarity: What?! I haven't made one of those! You must tell me when they add these sorts of things!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [laughs] It's okay, Rarity. I was just joking.
 * Spike: Joking? Day of her coronation? You've come a long way, Twilight.
 * [door jiggling]
 * Rarity: Well, that's odd. They look open.
 * [knock on door]
 * Lemon Hearts: What do you want?
 * Rarity: Oh. Well, this being a thread shop, I thought I might buy some?
 * Lemon Hearts: Put the bits in the mail slot.
 * Twilight Sparkle: What was that about?
 * Rarity: You know designers. Don't like being interrupted when they're on a creative roll. With thread this exquisite, can you blame them?
 * Rainbow Dash: Weather for the coronation is sunny skies! It was weird, though. Not many Pegasi wanted to help me clear the clouds. They were kinda on edge.
 * [door opens]
 * [door closes]
 * Spike: They're not the only ones.
 * Rarity: It's the first shift in royal power in over a millenium. Of course everypony is a little jumpy. Change does that.
 * Fluttershy: But I'm sure it's not because they're worried about you.
 * Rainbow Dash: How could they be? How many times have you saved their flanks by now?
 * Twilight Sparkle: You're right. I'll just have to let everypony know that even with Celestia and Luna gone, we'll make sure things stay the same.


 * Applejack: Twilight! There you are! You mind tellin' your friend here that I don't need an official guard wherever I go? Especially if he ain't gonna help carry apples?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I appreciate you taking such good care of my friends, but we're fine now.
 * Applejack: It was the strangest thing. He kept callin' me "Earth pony", like I didn't have a name. And watchin' me like he thought I'd steal the silver!
 * [loud thud]
 * Pinkie Pie: Do not go in that kitchen!
 * Rainbow Dash: You look like you were in a sugar war.
 * Pinkie Pie: For some reason, the bakers are super grouchy with each other. That unicorn chef started throwing dessert at Mrs. Cake! I tried to help, but I got caught in the crossfire! Tasty, tasty crossfire. [slurps]
 * Twilight Sparkle: You sure this is just pre-coronation nerves?
 * Discord: [groans] My aching metatarsals! You know, you forget how convenient snap-travel is.
 * Spike: Wait. Did you just walk here?
 * Discord: Yes, actually. And I have a confession to make. You see, I might have made the teeeeeniest boo-boo. All very well-intentioned and noble on my part, of course, but—
 * Applejack: Get to the point, Discord.
 * Discord: You remember that whole thing with King Sombra? That was slightly my fault. And by "slightly", I mean... I brought him back.
 * Rarity: You did?! But why?!
 * Discord: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Which is why I also brought back three other villains who are now on the loose and not really big fans of yours. So... my bad.
 * Mane Six and Spike: [gasp]


 * Princess Luna: Let me get this straight. You wanted to boost Twilight's confidence, so you brought back Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Tirek to attack her?!
 * Discord: Don't forget Sombra.
 * Princess Celestia: And while you united these three villains, you pretended to be Grogar?!
 * Discord: Look what a great job you did defeating Sombra. All the confidence you gained. Remember the cheering? The hoof-bumps? A well-intentioned lie. Of course they were! You just had an extremely good-looking safety net. I intended to prepare Twilight for anything by orchestrating an epic attack at her coronation. You don't take a final on your first day of class. Just think – after defeating three baddies, Twilight would have to believe that she's the leader we all know she is!
 * Princess Celestia: You have made a grave misjudgment, Discord. Do you have anything else you'd like to tell us?!
 * Discord: Would you like the good news or the bad news?
 * Princess Luna: That wasn't the bad news?!
 * Discord: All my chaos magic is... gone. Trapped in Grogar's Bell. Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow now have all of the real Grogar's magic. Compared to me losing my powers, anything else is good news!
 * Princess Celestia: Twilight, Luna, we need to make a plan. Maybe it's not too late to stop this disaster from happening!
 * Discord: Well, there isn't any time! Look what I overheard them saying! [snaps]
 * [beat]
 * Discord: Ugh! Just listen to my voice and use your imagination!


 * Queen Chrysalis: [in Discord's voice] Let the fool go. Without magic, he's no threat. Besides, we have plans.
 * Cozy Glow: [in Discord's voice] The "Lame Six" are so busy being perfect, they haven't even noticed what we've been up to. Have I mentioned how great revenge is?
 * Lord Tirek: [in Discord's voice] I hope you got a name picked out for your future kingdom. Because it's time to destroy Equestria!
 * Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Lord Tirek: [laughing evilly in Discord's voice]


 * Discord: They're probably on their way to attack Canterlot right now!
 * Rigby: Really? Huh.

Mordecai: Oops.

Rigby: Whatever, dude; it's just an hour.
 * Princess Celestia: Twilight, it doesn't matter if Discord set up your successes or not. We believe in you and always have.
 * Princess Luna: Lean on your strengths to counter your weaknesses.
 * Mordecai: Pops, call the guy!


 * Mordecai: (to Rigby, voiceover) You know, you don't have to do this, dude.
 * Male cop: (to Mordecai, voiceover) Margaret is here. (A waiter shows Margaret, who is wearing a purple dress, her and Mordecai's table. Margaret sits down) As soon as the suspect arrives, you gotta leave her. Got it?

Mordecai: (voiceover) Got it.


 * Twilight Sparkle: The ultimate battle for the fate of Equestria is coming!


 * Cozy Glow: We're not going anywhere until you two stop arguing! Chrysalis, say something nice about Tirek.
 * Queen Chrysalis: [groans] He's... red.
 * Cozy Glow: Tirek?
 * Lord Tirek: She's... not as annoying as I expected.
 * Cozy Glow: Good! Now we were talking about Grogar's Bell.
 * Queen Chrysalis: We should take the magic inside it. You know how powerful Discord was. That much chaos magic in our veins...
 * Lord Tirek: But taking it all would be madness! It's impossible for any other creature to control!
 * Cozy Glow: I guess if you need a guinea pig to find out if anypony can use chaos magic, I'll volunteer.
 * [magic zap]
 * [reverberating gong]
 * [magic humming]
 * Cozy Glow: [bellowing evil laughter] Fools! Now I have more power than all of you! Kneel before my might!
 * [magic zap]
 * [rubber chickens squeak]
 * [magic zaps]
 * [pineapples snarling]
 * Cozy Glow: Aah! Take it back! Take it back!
 * [magic zap]
 * [reverberating gong]
 * [magic humming]
 * Cozy Glow: [panting]
 * Lord Tirek: Still think chaos magic is a good idea?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Leave it in the Bell. We've got a kingdom to conquer.
 * Cozy Glow: So, where should we strike first?
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughs] Everywhere.


 * Mordecai: It's not about defeating them anymore.
 * Discord: You're welcome!
 * Spike: Dude, read the room.
 * Mordecai: It's about standing up to them and fighting. I for one am not just gonna hand over everything that I care about to some floating head that wants revenge on us. I'm not backing down, and I don't think you oughta back down either! (Pops nods in agreement) Today we fight! We fight for the park! Now who's with me? Who's with me?!
 * [doors open]
 * Cozy Glow: Oh, come on!
 * Mordecai: Did you hear that?
 * [thud]
 * Cozy Glow: Where'd you get that? A daily affirmations calendar? Yeesh.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Cozy Glow?! You're—!
 * Cozy Glow: About to wipe the floor with you!
 * [zap!]
 * Mordecai: (turns around and lose consciousness after hit by Percy)
 * Rigby: Mordecai! (hit by Percy)
 * Cozy Glow: Wow! It's true! Alicorns really do have more fun!
 * [zap!]


 * Star Swirl the Bearded: Spread out and stay ready, friends! Canterlot depends on us!
 * [booming]
 * [loud thud]
 * [zap!]
 * Lord Tirek: [laughs, grunts]
 * Rockhoof: [groans]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * [zaps]
 * Lord Tirek: [cackling]
 * [thud]
 * [smack!]
 * [thud]
 * [magic humming]
 * Pillars: [groans]
 * Lord Tirek: [smacks lips] Magic seasoned with age. Delicious.
 * Rockhoof: No!
 * [shatter!]
 * [magic humming]
 * Rockhoof: [groans]
 * Lord Tirek: Oh, run along. The big stallions are playing.
 * Rockhoof: [groans] Somnambula...! Warn... the princesses...!
 * [loud thud]
 * [magic humming]
 * Lord Tirek: Ahhhh. The perfect dessert to a legendary meal.


 * Benson: (Using megaphone) Okay everybody, this is not a drill. The tornado is gonna hit us in minutes, go, go, go!
 * Queen Chrysalis: Starlight, star bright. Where's the pony I want to fight?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I have a way out of this. Do you trust me?
 * Benson: I'll yell at you later. Now get in!
 * (They lift the guy, bring him into the basement and close the basement doors)
 * Sunset Shimmer: See you soon!
 * [teleportation zap]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Ah. Just the headmare I want to see.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and ruined everything!
 * [teleportation zap]


 * [teleportation zap]
 * Sunset Shimmer and Queen Chrysalis: [groan]
 * [wind howling]
 * Queen Chrysalis: What is this place?
 * Jebediah Townhouse: Oh yeah? Well, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
 * Queen Chrysalis: Wrong. I can hurt you!
 * [multiple magic/teleportation zaps]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Argh!
 * [multiple magic/teleportation zaps]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [growls] Stay still so I can blast you!
 * [teleportation zap]
 * Rigby: (mischievously) With pleasure.
 * [zap!]
 * Rigby: (He takes it out and whips) WhaCHA!
 * [zap!]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [snarls]
 * [zap!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Ugh! You'll pay for that!
 * Rigby: Now to plug it in and try it out.
 * [teleportation zap]
 * [zap!]
 * [rumbling]
 * Queen Chrysalis: No!
 * [crash!]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * [boom!]
 * Mordecai, Rigby, and CJ: WooooAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! OOOF! (CJ swerves to the left, causing the car to crash in a bush) Uuuuuuuuhhhh...
 * Queen Chrysalis: Now I'll have all eternity to take my revenge on you!


 * [zaps]
 * Royal Guards: [yelling]
 * [zap!]
 * Royal Guards: [groaning]
 * [splash]
 * Cozy Glow: [laughing evilly]
 * Princess Celestia: Stand down, Cozy Glow!
 * Cozy Glow: Gee, I guess I could. But... I'm having too much fun!
 * [zap!]
 * Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna: Aah!
 * [boom!]
 * Princess Luna: Ready, sister?
 * Skips: DON'T!
 * [zap!]
 * [reverberating gong]
 * [magic humming]
 * Princess Celestia and Princess Luna: [scream, pained groans]
 * [thud]
 * Walks: MONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
 * Cozy Glow: That's the problem with you magic-types. You're so reliant on all your special power, you forget to use your brains!
 * Mordecai: Hold the line... Hold the line... Now!
 * [whoosh!]
 * Cozy Glow: Whoaaaa!
 * Muscle Man: Fire the HOOOLLEESS
 * [boom!]
 * Cozy Glow: [coughs]
 * Duck Man: Step off!
 * [geese squawking]
 * Cozy Glow: Aah!
 * Spike: [breathes fire]
 * [boom!]
 * [geese squawking]
 * Cozy Glow: [grunts]
 * Spike: [breathes fire]
 * [geese squawking]
 * Cozy Glow: Aah! Aah!
 * [thud]
 * [clatter]
 * [boom!]
 * [wind blowing]
 * Mane Six: [yelps]
 * [thud]
 * [magic hums]
 * Queen Chrysalis: You think your pathetic shield can stop us? [laughs] The Pillars have been defeated. Your school is abandoned. Face it, Twilight. You've lost!
 * Mordecai: We're not going to let you die!

Rigby: Yeah! Just tell us what to do!
 * Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, and Cozy Glow: [laugh]
 * Lord Tirek: Didn't you all notice something was wrong in Equestria? We've been busy.
 * Queen Chrysalis: A whisper here, a rumor there...
 * Lord Tirek: Destroy some crops, cause some damage...
 * Cozy Glow: Turn pony against pony...
 * Queen Chrysalis: Until your whole kingdom is on edge, waiting for just one tiny thing to push them over the brink!
 * Lord Tirek: There's no backup friends or rainbow magic to save you now!
 * Cozy Glow: Golly, I think it's time for some redecorating!
 * [magic humming]
 * [explosion]
 * [crumbling]
 * Queen Chrysalis: You know what's stronger than friendship, Twilight? Fear!
 * (Mordecai and Rigby, screaming.)
 * [shatter!]
 * Lord Tirek: 'Cause when you have to protect yourself, you don't have time for anypony else.
 * Cozy Glow: Too bad you never taught that in school.
 * [magic humming]
 * [crunch!]
 * Mordecai and Rigby: Rarity!
 * Rarity: [groans]
 * [zap!]
 * [boom!]
 * [rumbling]
 * Skips: Alright! You guys go, we'll keep an eye on Walks.
 * Applejack: We'll hold 'em 'til you get back!
 * Twilight Sparkle: No! I can't leave you here!
 * Fluttershy: It's our only chance!
 * Rainbow Dash: You'll come up with something to save the day!
 * Pinkie Pie: You always do!
 * Spike: We believe in you!
 * Discord and Glob: Fly, you foal!
 * [crumbling]
 * [teleportation zap]

The Ending of the End - Part 2

 * Cozy Glow: And now for your complete destruction! Won't that be fun?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Patience, Cozy. Destruction is so... permanent. We need to show the rest of Equestria that we've broken their heroes first. Besides, we should have fun with our guests.
 * Lord Tirek: No! We should hunt down Twilight Sparkle. As long as she's out there, she's dangerous.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Is that big, strong minotaur that scared of one little pony? Relax. It's not like her friends are going anywhere.
 * [fizzle]
 * [cage creaks]
 * Queen Chrysalis: The fools brought the remains of my throne to Canterlot to protect themselves. Hah! Those shards block their magic. [to Cozy Glow] Careful. Too close and the shards cancel even our powers. But on this side of the cavern, we're the most powerful beings in Equestria, thanks to Grogar's Bell. Isn't that right, "Grogar"?
 * [chains clanking]
 * Lord Tirek: What are you doing?! You saw what happened when you tried to take Discord's chaos magic.
 * Cozy Glow: Yeah, but there's Alicorn princess magic in there now, too! I could be so much more powerful if I just could have—
 * Queen Chrysalis: What do you mean you could be?
 * Cozy Glow: Um, hello? I'm the best one out of all of us! Nobody sees... [continues under]
 * Lord Tirek: What are you talking about?!
 * Queen Chrysalis: The best at what?!
 * Fluttershy: This is really bad.
 * Applejack: We gotta find Twilight. She's probably already figured out some way to defeat those monsters.
 * Rainbow Dash: Any idea how we get out of here to do that?
 * [squish]
 * Spike: Too sticky. There's no way anypony could get through this.
 * Discord: I'm so sorry. It made so much sense in my head. Twilight defeats her worst enemies and is filled with confidence. I truly did have the best intentions. I swear I'll make it up to you.
 * Rainbow Dash: That's gonna need to be a pretty epic make-up.
 * Lord Tirek: Stay away from the Bell, you pest!
 * [zap!]
 * Lord Tirek: None of us can use the Alicorns' magic until we figure out how to handle that fool's ridiculous chaos magic!
 * Discord: I could always tell you how. It would give you power over all reality. But you'd have to ask nicely and spare my friends.
 * Spike: No, Discord! This isn't the way to help!
 * Cozy Glow: Discord, could you pweeeease—?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Threats are more my speed. Speak!
 * Lord Tirek: He's lying. He won't tell us.
 * Discord: I certainly won't tell you after the way you lied to me last time we teamed up, you muscle-bound cretin.
 * Lord Tirek: This "cretin" could destroy you before you blink, so choose your words carefully.
 * Discord: You're right. "Cretin" is too polite. How about "pathetic centaur who uses magic to compensate for the fact that deep down he's afraid he'll never be enough to please dear old dad, King Vorak"?
 * [zap!]
 * [boing! boing! boing!]
 * [crash!]
 * Cozy Glow: [laughs] You missed!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Did he, though?!
 * [whirring]
 * [shing!]
 * [crash!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Get her!
 * [multiple magic/teleportation zaps]
 * Starlight Glimmer: [blows raspberry]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * Applejack: Get Twilight!
 * Starlight Glimmer: No way! She's always needed you guys!
 * [whoosh!]
 * [zap!]
 * Starlight Glimmer: Ugh!
 * Princess Celestia: Find Twilight! We may not have our magic, but we aren't completely helpless! We'll hold them off as long as we can!
 * Rainbow Dash: That... was a pretty epic make-up.
 * Discord: Just save Equestria. And keep Fluttershy safe!
 * [multiple magic/teleportation zaps]


 * [crash!]
 * Unicorn 1: Why are you out in the open?! Hide!
 * Rarity: Where is everypony?
 * Unicorn 1: The unicorns have been gathering in Celestia's School of Magic ever since the attack. That's where I was headed when I saw you.
 * Rainbow Dash: What about the Earth ponies and Pegasi?
 * Unicorn 1: It's everypony for themselves.
 * Applejack: That ain't right.
 * Unicorn 1: Well, you can all stand out here and debate. I'm goin' where I'm safe.
 * Spike: Chrysalis was telling the truth. They really have turned ponies against each other.
 * Applejack: Everypony's scared, that's all. We just need to get to Ponyville and find Twilight pronto. She'll know how to set things right.


 * [ponies chattering]
 * Mayor Mare: Please, stay calm! I know it seems bad, but there's no need to panic!
 * "Winter Lotus": Give us one good reason not to!
 * [ponies yelling]
 * Mayor Mare: [sighs] Because Ponyville's own heroes of Equestria are here to save us!
 * Applejack: Where'd all these ponies come from?
 * Granny Smith: Earth ponies been pourin' in lookin' for somewhere safe.
 * "Winter Lotus": We don't have unicorn magic to protect us or a city in the sky to hide in like those cowardly Pegasi!
 * Rainbow Dash: Cowardly?!
 * [clouds rumbling]
 * "Winter Lotus": They're blocking Cloudsdale! Said they didn't want any "grounded" ponies up in their business!
 * Rainbow Dash: Listen up, buddy—!
 * Fluttershy: Don't! That's exactly what Chrysalis and the others want. More fighting. We know you're scared. We're here to help.
 * S08E14 Unnamed Earth Mare #4: You better fix this!
 * [ponies yelling]
 * Applejack: Twilight's probably as worried as everypony else and tryin' to find somewhere safe. That's why I was sure she'd be waitin' for us in Ponyville. Where else could she be?
 * Spike: [gasps] I know where Twilight is!


 * [doors open]
 * Princess Cadance: Oh, thank Celestia you're all alright. She's upstairs. It's... not good.
 * [door opens]
 * Twilight Sparkle: You're here?! I was so worried! Where are the princesses?
 * Pinkie Pie: They put up a crazy fight so we could escape and find you! Mission accomplished! Now let's save Equestria! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
 * Twilight Sparkle: They made a terrible mistake. You all did. From the second I got away, I've been searching every book, scroll, and spell for a way to rescue you and stop Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy, but I haven't found anything. I failed.
 * Spike: You'll come up with something. We can't save Equestria without you.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You all escaped without my help. You didn't need me then. So why would anypony need me now?
 * Rainbow Dash: We know things look bad, but we've been in tough spots before, and we always—
 * Twilight Sparkle: Look around! Nothing we've ever done has mattered! Sombra? Returned and destroyed the Tree of Harmony! Chrysalis, Tirek, Cozy Glow? Returned and more powerful than ever! The School of Friendship? Shut down! Everypony in Equestria is so blinded by fear, they can't remember what friendship is! Nothing we do makes any difference!
 * Pinkie Pie: But we're still free and together.
 * Rainbow Dash: And it's not like things can get any worse.
 * [windigos neighing]
 * [wind howling]
 * Spike: Haven't we learned never to say that by now?


 * [windigos neighing]
 * Earth Pony 2: The windigos!
 * "Winter Lotus": [scoffs] That's just a Hearth's Warming Eve story.
 * Earth Pony 2: Creatures made of wind that spread cold and misery across the land to punish ponies?! Seems pretty real to me! Let the Pegasi deal with this! There's nothing we can do except hide!
 * [ponies panicking]


 * "Cotton Sky": That's enchanted wind! We can't control it! And we can't rely on those snooty unicorns for any help! Build up the cloudbank! We'll try to block it!
 * Hyper Sonic: What about everypony down below?
 * "Cotton Sky": They're on their own. We all are.


 * [windigos neighing]
 * Unicorn 1: Fortify the shields around the School of Magic! We need to protect ourselves! It's all we can do.
 * [ponies chattering]


 * Rainbow Dash: We have to do something!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I've already done enough.
 * Applejack: You want the truth, Twilight? Bad things happen. No matter what you do, there's never gonna be a time when everything's perfect. But that don't mean you quit tryin'!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What if I make things worse?! Ever since Celestia told me I was taking over, I've been gaining confidence. Then I find out it's all a lie. Equestria's been falling apart around us, and I didn't even notice! What kind of princess does that make me? I'm scared.
 * Fluttershy: I probably know more about being scared than anypony. But thanks to all of you, I've learned I'm always less scared when I'm with my friends.
 * Rainbow Dash: If we're facing impossible odds, we're facing them together!
 * Rarity: It's what we always do, darling.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But we're on our own, and we have no idea what to do!
 * Pinkie Pie: That's true pretty much every time something terrible is about to happen.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We don't have the Elements of Harmony anymore. How can you all be so calm about this?
 * Spike: Because, even if you don't believe you can do this, we do. We believe in you. In us.
 * Applejack: The truth is, all our lives wouldn't be the same if we hadn't met. We're better off because of our friendship with you. So when you say you haven't made a difference, that's just not true. You've made a big difference to us.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thank you. Sometimes even the Princess of Friendship needs a reminder that there's more to the Magic of Friendship than rainbow lasers.
 * Spike: Although that part is pretty cool.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We still need a plan.
 * [door opens]
 * Princess Cadance: That sounds like the pony I used to foal-sit for. Count us in.
 * Twilight Sparkle: No. You need to stay here and protect Flurry Heart. If we don't... If things don't work out, she's Equestria's last hope. Okay. Three of our worst villains have taken over, powered up by ancient magic. Everypony in Equestria is so scared and divided that the windigos are circling. And it's up to us to fix it all.
 * Pinkie Pie: What are we gonna do, Twilight?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: The same thing we do every time, Pinkie. Try to save the world!


 * Lord Tirek: Every prisoner is safely in their cells. Now we can hunt down the rest of the— Windigos?
 * Cozy Glow: I'm not hunting anypony d-d-d-down in this weather! Can't we magically get rid of them and w-w-w-warm things up?
 * Queen Chrysalis: I don't think we should. This could work out quite well for me.
 * Lord Tirek: You mean us.
 * Queen Chrysalis: The harsh weather is the final blow to break the ponies' spirits. Once Equestria is a frozen wasteland, we'll use our magic to destroy those windy beasts. Ponies will be so grateful, they'll do whatever I want!
 * Lord Tirek: The windigos are ancient magic. It would be unwise to leave them unchecked. Best we deal with them now.
 * Queen Chrysalis: [snarls]
 * Cozy Glow: We probably should deal with Twilight and her friends before anything else.
 * Lord Tirek: Thought it was too cold for you to hunt anypony down.
 * Cozy Glow: We don't need to. They're right there!


 * Spike: You think they know we're here?
 * [magic whooshing]
 * Applejack: I'd say they have an idea.


 * Twilight Sparkle: That bell has Discord, Celestia, and Luna's magic inside. If they use it against us—
 * Fluttershy: Discord's magic is so chaotic, he's the only one who can use it.
 * Queen Chrysalis: You just can't accept that you were beaten before you even realized there was a fight, can you?
 * Twilight Sparkle: You can't beat us if we never give up! As long as I have my friends by my side, I'll put my faith in friendship—
 * Cozy Glow: Ugh, can we get on with this please?
 * [zap!]
 * [boom!]
 * [teleportation zap]
 * Twilight Sparkle: We need to get that bell and get Discord and the princesses their magic back. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, you're with me.
 * Rainbow Dash: Sweet! I'll grab that bell in ten second—!
 * Twilight Sparkle: No. We're the distraction. They're gonna get the bell.
 * [boom!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
 * Cozy Glow: There!
 * (Mordecai yells and leads a charge of his own)
 * [magic zaps]
 * [whoosh!]
 * Cozy Glow: Whoa!
 * [teleportation zap]
 * [neck cracking]
 * [whoosh!]
 * Super Duck: Step off! (He karate chops and the Duck Collector explodes then dies.)
 * Lord Tirek: Aah!
 * [thud]
 * Pinkie Pie: Step right up, evil fillies and gentlevillains! Try your luck!
 * [zap!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [growls]
 * [zap!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: grunting]
 * Pinkie Pie: Missed me!
 * [zap!]
 * Pinkie Pie: Close, but no cherrychimichanga!
 * [zap!]
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs] Thanks for playing!
 * [zap!]
 * Cozy Glow: Do they have to be so annoying?!
 * [zap!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Not annoying! Distracting!
 * [boom!]
 * [zap!]
 * Spike: Aah!
 * [magic surging]
 * [shatter!]
 * Spike: [breathes fire]
 * [zap!]
 * [boom!]
 * [magic zaps]
 * Applejack: [grunts]
 * [rope snaps]
 * Cozy Glow: Now, now, professor. We all know you're not the fast one.
 * [zap!]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Enough! Or the dragon's wings get plucked!
 * Spike: [groans]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Please! Don't hurt him!
 * Spike: Don't worry about me! Just save—! [groans]
 * Lord Tirek: Turns out that the Magic of Friendship is your biggest weakness. A fitting end to your pathetic story.
 * [magic whirring]
 * Rainbow Dash: No matter what, we face it together!
 * [windigos howl]
 * [zap!]
 * [boom!]
 * [magic humming]
 * Spike: What happened? Can I open my eyes?
 * Applejack: Ya sure can! Way to go, Twilight!
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's not me!
 * [marching sounds]
 * [whooshing]
 * [transformation zaps]
 * Lord Tirek: Don't let them escape!
 * Cozy Glow: Which ones?!
 * [zap!]
 * [stomps]
 * [whooshing]
 * Cozy Glow: Whoa!
 * [magic zaps]
 * Thorax: The changelings won't fool them for long. And I don't know how long the unicorns' shield will hold.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't understand. How are you all here?
 * Gallus: That's kinda our fault.
 * Smolder: You know those long lectures about friendship you gave at school?


 * [windigos howling]
 * [ponies panicking]
 * Sandbar: We all know the story of Hearth's Warming Eve! We can defeat the windigos together!
 * Berryshine: You really think if we all sing a couple songs, everything will be fine?
 * Sandbar: It's not just singing that saved the founders of Equestria! It's what it represented!


 * Rasberry[sic] Dazzle: Earth ponies, unicorns, and Pegasi becoming friends! We learned at Twilight's school that friendship is the most powerful magic there is!


 * Hyper Sonic: Focusing on our differences keeps us divided! Villains and creatures like the windigos use that division against us!


 * Yona: Yaks strong. Ponies strong. But yaks and ponies stronger together! Yaks must be loyal to pony friends!


 * Smolder: I know helping other creatures by being kind and generous sounds lame. But I've seen how powerful it can be!


 * Gallus: Playing together! Singing together! Even laughing together! That's what real heroes looks like!


 * Silverstream: Were we really happy by ourselves at the bottom of the ocean? Be honest! It's the ponies that showed us a better way!


 * Ocellus: They've taught us how powerful love and the Magic of Friendship truly is! We can't let them stand alone! We're their friends! They need us!


 * Applejack: How 'bout that? It's just like you said the day we opened that school.
 * Spike: The more creatures who know about friendship, the safer we'll be.
 * Pinkie Pie: We told you you had it all figured out!
 * [thud!]
 * [thud!]
 * [cracking]
 * [magic zaps]
 * [zap!]
 * Twilight Sparkle: ENOUGH! Because of you, I almost lost my way! But everycreature here has reminded me of the true power of friendship! There will always be darkness in the world, but there will also always be those who find the light! The Pillars knew this! That's why they created the Elements of Harmony! The Elements showed me and my friends how strong our friendship could be! Together we worked to bring harmony to Equestria! But there will always be more to do! Which is why we teach others about the Magic of Friendship! Others who will continue our mission after we are gone! Now I truly understand! The Elements were just symbols! The real magic has always been right here! And the more who understand how powerful friendship is, the stronger we will all be! Together!
 * (Thomas signs the last missing spot and the paper glows yellow around his name.)
 * [boom!]
 * Cozy Glow: This is bad, isn't it?
 * [BOOM!]
 * [magic humming]
 * [clang!]
 * Cozy Glow: [groans]
 * Queen Chrysalis: You think friendship will save you?! We will always return! Nothing will ever stop—!
 * [splat!]
 * [rain falling]
 * Spike: [slurps] Chocolate rain?
 * [teleportation zaps]
 * Discord: Don't look at me!
 * [electrical discharge]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! You took Discord's magic from the bell?! How do you feel?
 * Pinkie Pie: Hmmm... Tingly. Itchy. Also like...
 * [slam!]
 * Pinkie Pie: I COULD TRANSFORM THE COSMOS SO EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ICING!
 * Discord: Perhaps maybe I should...
 * [reverberating gong]
 * Pinkie Pie: [dizzily] Waiter! There's some chaos in my soup!
 * [reverberating gong]
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [pineapple snarls]
 * [reverberating gong]
 * Princess Celestia: There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done!
 * Discord: [whispering]
 * Princess Luna: Oh. That does seem fitting.
 * Discord: May I help? Please?
 * [zap!]
 * [boom!]
 * [cracking]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [snarls]
 * [thud!]
 * Discord: Together forever. I can't think of anything that they would want less!
 * (Everyone except Thomas cheers.)
 * Princess Celestia: When I sent you to Ponyville, I had high hopes. When you became Princess of Friendship, I knew I made the right choice. But nothing could prepare me for how proud I am right now. Equestria is definitely in the right hooves. You are ready.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You know what? I think I am.
 * Applejack: Thank goodness. First question, your Highness. What do we do with all these creatures?
 * Pinkie Pie: We're gonna need a lot more chairs for the coronation!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Actually, as ruler of Equestria, I'd like to postpone the coronation for a while. At least until the castle's rebuilt. Besides, there's something we need to do first.


 * Rarity: Post-apocalyptic donuts. Interesting choice.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I know. But there's gonna be plenty of time for all the challenges and struggles and adventures to come. For now, I just want to spend a quiet moment with the six best friends I've ever had.
 * Applejack: Well, mostly quiet.
 * Pinkie Pie: [eating noisily] Mmmm!
 * Fluttershy: It's like the end of an era.
 * Rainbow Dash: Or the beginning of an even more awesome era!
 * Twilight Sparkle: All I know is whatever comes next is going to be perfect.
 * Spike: How do you know that?
 * Twilight Sparkle: With you guys by my side, how could it not?
 * Mane Six and Spike: [laugh]

The Big Mac Question

 * Spike: [sighs] I just wanted everything to be perfect. I mean, this was a big deal. But when Discord insists on being involved...


 * Discord: Regardless of what Spike might say, that little dragon begged me to help. And let me tell you, he can cause plenty of chaos all on his purple lonesome.


 * Mrs. Cake: I pride myself on baking under pressure, but I just... Oh, dear...


 * Apple Bloom: You'd think we would be used to stuff like this in Ponyville.
 * Sweetie Belle: I still have nightmares.


 * Spike: It seemed simple when it started...


 * Spike: [gasps] It's beautiful!
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Nope!
 * Spike: I'm not gonna eat it!
 * [poof!]
 * Discord: Eat what? What is it! I want to see!
 * Big McIntosh: Nope!
 * Discord: Why not?!
 * Spike: Because you have a big mouth.
 * Discord: Me?! I keep tons of secrets! Like Fluttershy's secret fear of clowns. Or that time I caught Twilight sleep-trotting through town. Oh! And did you know that Octavia went on a date with Bulk Biceps? [chuckles] Talk about an odd couple. I heard that— Oh. All right. Point taken. But we're pals, right? Comrades. Amigos. Come on!
 * [dreamy music]
 * Discord: [deep gasp] BIG MAC IS GOING TO PROPOSE TO SUGAR BELLE?!? [echoing]


 * [theme song]


 * Spike: Of course Big Mac asked me to help with his proposal. I'm the most romantic dragon I know.


 * Discord: [sighs] It really is a curse having infinite powers. Everypony is always asking you to move a couch or help with a proposal.


 * Spike: Spill it! Every detail! Don't leave anything out!
 * Discord: Ugh. Do we have to hear all the details? Is that like a "friend" thing?
 * Big McIntosh: [sighs] Eeyup.
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Big McIntosh: I don't talk much, so I want to show Sugar Belle how committed I am. First...
 * [wood clattering]
 * Spike: [gasps] You're making a picnic table that matches the shelf you made Sugar Belle for her shop when you had a crush on her, and you're setting up a romantic meal overlooking Sweet Apple Acres?
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * Discord: Uh, how did you figure that out?
 * Spike: If you were a hopeless romantic, you'd know that was the only logical choice.
 * Big McIntosh: Then...
 * Spike: You painted apples to leave around Ponyville with little riddles tied to the stem that will lead her up here to meet you?
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * Discord: Seriously?!
 * Big McIntosh: Now...
 * Spike: Yuh—
 * Discord: I know! You need a giant rhino named Dolores who can knit a romantic sweater for two!
 * Big McIntosh: Uhhh... nope.
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Spike: Come on. He needs food for the picnic. That was a gimme.
 * Discord: I do not get this game.
 * Spike: Okay. You finish your table, I'll pick up whatever you need to eat, and Discord will put all the apples in place.
 * Discord: I will?
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup!
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]


 * [poof!]
 * [goat bleats]
 * [chicken clucks]
 * Discord: [reading] "From the Sugarcube Corner, look for your next clue. Red, delicious, sweet like you. Find it; you'll know what to do." [groans] He should stick to bucking apples.
 * Spike: Sugar Belle's gonna love it!
 * [thud]
 * Spike: I'll get the food. How long will it take you to place all the apples?
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Spike: Are you sure you put them in the right spots?
 * Discord: Those terrible riddles on the apples were very clear on the location. I'm sure that they were placed properly.
 * [beat]
 * Discord: I-I-I think. Maybe. Does it matter?
 * [beat]
 * Discord: Oh, okay, fine! I'll double-check.
 * [door opens]
 * Spike: She didn't see the apple! What are we gonna do?
 * Discord: Well, we could just give it to her.
 * Spike: That's not romantic! She needs to discover it!
 * Discord: Don't be such a drama dragon. I've precipitated liquid cocoa on Equestria and herded long-limbed Leporidae. I can certainly make a pony see an apple. [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Spike: [sighs]


 * [oven timer dings]
 * Spike: Hey, Mrs. Cake. I need to pick up a few things.
 * Mrs. Cake: Oh, I'm afraid you'll have to wait. I'm a bit busy at the moment. Oh. Is this sour cream or sweet cream?
 * Spike: Oh, it's kind of important. Maybe I could take some of these off your hooves?
 * [smack!]
 * Mrs. Cake: No! Those are for... something important, too!
 * Spike: All of them? There's... one, two, three, four—
 * Mrs. Cake: Twenty-one! And yes, all of them!
 * Spike: Who needs twenty-one desserts?
 * Mrs. Cake: I can't tell you! It's a secret! Come by later.
 * Spike: Later won't work.
 * Mrs. Cake: Why not?
 * Spike: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
 * Mrs. Cake: [muttering]
 * Spike: [gags] Ugh! Did somepony else bake these?
 * Mrs. Cake: No. Why?
 * Spike: No reason.


 * [poof!]
 * [pop]
 * Discord: Shhh.
 * [poof!]
 * Sugar Belle: Thank you! These are perfect!
 * [bits clinking]
 * [poof!]
 * Discord: You know, if she's too busy to read the horribly written clues, maybe you should just tell her. [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * [apple chittering]
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * [apples chittering]
 * Discord: [gruffly] Listen up! Each of you has a job to do! Take a look at your stems!
 * [apples chittering]
 * Discord: Tell me about it. But regardless, go to your designated location, deliver your messages, and make me proud! Dismissed!
 * [apples chittering]
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Discord: [sighs] I just have to say, Big Mac is really lucky to have me as a friend.


 * Mrs. Cake: Okay... One down, twenty to go. Then I can help you.
 * Spike: Maybe I can help you. Delivering parchments is my thing. A little dragon breath and fwoosh! We deliver each scroll into each dessert. Then you can help me. Watch!
 * Mrs. Cake: [whimpers]
 * Spike: [inhales, blows fire] Ta-da!
 * [flames roaring]
 * [ponies screaming]


 * Talking Apple: Hurry, there's no need to sneak!
 * Talking Apple 2: The next apple is at the boutique!
 * [ponies screaming]
 * [apples chittering]
 * [doors open]
 * [pop]
 * [apple chittering]
 * [pony yelps]
 * [doors close]
 * Talking Apple 3: At Twilight's castle, take a right! The next apple sits in plain sight!
 * [ponies screaming]
 * Mrs. Cake: What in the blazes is going on?!
 * Spike: Discord.
 * [poof!]
 * Discord: [slurps] Oh! Are you finally finished? I've been done for a while.
 * [ponies screaming]
 * [splat]
 * Discord: You know, thinking back, I probably could have been clearer which pony to deliver the messages to.
 * Spike: You think?
 * [apples chittering]
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * Discord: I sent them back to Sweet Apple Acres. Apples are terrible at taking directions. Couldn't even manage to stay in one location. Now, bananas... [chuckles] ...are much better at listening.
 * Sugar Belle: What's going on?
 * Spike: Apples running everywhere, and she didn't see the poem to get to the hilltop?!
 * Discord: Getting her to the hilltop is easy, and not seeing the poems is actually a blessing when you think about it. [snaps]
 * [poof!]


 * [poof!]
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]


 * Mrs. Cake: Why would you think sending flaming messages into my desserts would work?! You've ruined all of them!
 * Spike: To be honest, I tasted some, and burning them might have been an improvement.
 * Mrs. Cake: What?! I never!
 * Big McIntosh: Spike?
 * Spike: Aah! Uh, hey there, Big Mac. Heh. I bet you're wondering what—
 * [poof!]
 * Big McIntosh: Sugar Belle!
 * Sugar Belle: Big Mac?
 * [poof!]
 * Big McIntosh: Discord!
 * Discord: Mrs. Cake!
 * Mrs. Cake: What did I do?!
 * [beat]
 * Discord: Nothing. I thought we were just saying each other's names.
 * Spike: I guess this can't get any worse.
 * Discord: As the Lord of Chaos, I'd advise against saying things like that.
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders and Granny Smith: [screaming]
 * Granny Smith: It's comin'! Save yourselves!
 * [booming]
 * [birds chirping]
 * Giant Apple:  SUGAR BELLE!!! SUGAR BELLE!!! 


 * Apple Bloom: We have a bit of a reputation for gettin' carried away.
 * Sweetie Belle: Especially when romance is involved. Heh.
 * Scootaloo: But that wasn't the case with this. We were just helping Sugar Belle with her plan.


 * Sugar Belle: And the last one should just say "Eeyup!"
 * Mrs. Cake: [muttering] Three tablespoons... So, you're saying you want to put each one of those inside a dessert?
 * Sugar Belle: Well, since Big Mac's plan to send me a Hearts and Hooves Day pie with a message inside didn't go so well, I thought it'd be fun to do it right.
 * Sweetie Belle: Awww! That's so romantic!
 * Sugar Belle: He's a pony of few words. I love that about him. So, I thought I'd use as many words as possible to propose to him! All he has to say is—
 * Apple Bloom: [imitates Big McIntosh] Eeyup! [giggles, normally] I can't wait for you to be a part of the family!
 * Sugar Belle: You three played such a big part in Big Mac and I getting together. I'm glad you could help with this.
 * Scootaloo: [reading] "I-love-you-Big-Mac-would-you-like-to-spend-the-rest-of-our-lives-together-I-hope-you-say-eeyup!" And each word has to go into a dessert? That's... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Whoa!
 * Mrs. Cake: Twenty-one! I know!
 * Sugar Belle: Actually, it's twenty-two. Mrs. Cake was kind enough to help me bake all the apple-flavored treats I made to get Big Mac to visit me in my old shop. That one has the invitation for him to come here.
 * Mrs. Cake: Oh, it's... it's no bother! I do love a challenge! Did I add the sugar to this one or to that one?
 * Scootaloo: I think I've seen her add sugar to that bowl six times so far.
 * Sugar Belle: Now you three go deliver that pie. I have to get some flowers to spruce the place up.
 * [door opens]
 * Sugar Belle: [gasps]
 * [door closes]
 * Sugar Belle: Uh-oh. Spike and Discord are outside. If they figure out what we're up to, they'll spill the beans! And I want this to be a surprise!
 * [door opens]
 * Sweetie Belle: I don't think they suspect anything.
 * Scootaloo: Why would they suspect that we're holding an invitation pie and that Mrs. Cake is baking a twenty-one-dessert proposal?
 * Apple Bloom: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA HAVE A SISTER-IN-LAW! [echoing]
 * Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: Shhhhhh!
 * Sweetie Belle: This is our shot to make up for all the trouble we caused when Big Mac first asked Sugar Belle out!
 * Scootaloo: We can't give away the surprise! You need to play it cool!
 * Apple Bloom: Right, right. Uh, how's this?
 * Scootaloo: Better?
 * Sweetie Belle: Come on! Let's go find your brother!


 * Big McIntosh: Screwdriver... Nope.
 * [barn door opens]
 * Apple Bloom: Big Mac! He ain't here. Let's go.
 * Scootaloo: Hold on... That looks just like the shelf Big Mac made for Sugar Belle. Weird.
 * Sweetie Belle: Maybe we should wait here for him. He's bound to show up soon.
 * Apple Bloom: You know, When I'm lookin' for somethin', Granny says it's best to check the least likely place. Come on!
 * Big McIntosh: Screwdriver!


 * [door creaks]
 * Scootaloo: Big Mac!
 * [loud thud]
 * [crash!]
 * [door closes]


 * [raccoons snoring]
 * Apple Bloom: Big Mac!
 * [raccoons squeal]


 * [door opens]
 * Sweetie Belle: Big Mac!
 * [pony screams]
 * [door closes]
 * Sweetie Belle: [groans]
 * [door opens]
 * [door closes]
 * Sweetie Belle: [sighs]


 * Apple Bloom: How is Sugar Belle supposed to propose to Big Mac if we can't even find him?!
 * Scootaloo: Mrs. Cake isn't finished yet. We still have time.
 * Apple Bloom: You know, when I'm lookin' for somepony, Granny says it's best to just stay in one place. Let's head back to the farm and wait. Big Mac is sure to show up soon!
 * [beat]
 * Apple Bloom: Well, don't just stand there. Come on!
 * [apples chittering]
 * [poof!]
 * Large Apple: Love is in the air! [chitters]


 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * [beat]
 * Big McIntosh: Eeeeeeeeeyup.
 * [squirrel chitters]


 * Granny Smith: [snoring]
 * Scootaloo: Granny!
 * Granny Smith: Aah! Who goes there?!
 * Apple Bloom: Granny, have you seen Big Mac?
 * Granny Smith: Oh. Hey there, li'l dumplin'. I just had the most peculiar dream.
 * Scootaloo: That's nice, Granny, but we really need to find Big Mac, so—
 * Granny Smith: It was about Grand Pear. Only it wasn't. We were in outer space on some kinda mission to explore a strange new world.
 * Sweetie Belle: If we get stuck listening to Granny, we'll never find Big Mac.
 * Granny Smith: And Mudbriar was there, bein' as logical as ever, but his ears was all pointy-like. And then Discord showed up and... well, you know, he was pretty much the same.
 * Apple Bloom: Once she gets goin', there's nothin' in Equestria that can stop her.
 * [booming]
 * Scootaloo: You sure about that?
 * [roaring]


 * Big McIntosh: Spike?
 * Spike: Aah! Uh, hey there, Big Mac. Heh. I bet you're wondering what—
 * [poof!]
 * Big McIntosh: Sugar Belle!
 * Sugar Belle: Big Mac?
 * [poof!]
 * Big McIntosh: Discord!
 * Discord: Mrs. Cake!
 * Mrs. Cake: What did I do?!
 * [beat]
 * Discord: Nothing. I thought we were just saying each other's names.
 * Spike: I guess this can't get any worse.
 * Discord: As the Lord of Chaos, I'd advise against saying things like that.
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders and Granny Smith: [screaming]
 * Granny Smith: It's comin'! Save yourselves!
 * [booming]
 * [birds chirping]
 * Giant Apple:  SUGAR BELLE!!! SUGAR BELLE!!! 
 * Big McIntosh: Discord!
 * Discord: Why does everypony immediately assume that this has something to do with me?
 * Giant Apple:  I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! OUR LOVE WILL GROW LIKE AN APPLE TREE! SO LET ME ASK – WILL YOU MARRY ME? 
 * [splat]
 * Discord: Okay, but to be fair, the message did get to Sugar Belle.


 * Discord: This whole story is being twisted to make it seem like it was all my fault. Which it wasn't!


 * Mrs. Cake: Wait. So you two were orchestrating a proposal? That's what I was doing!
 * Discord: Who are you proposing to?
 * Apple Bloom: Discord!
 * Discord: Me?!
 * Giant Apple:  I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 
 * Discord: [snaps]
 * [poof!]
 * [apples thudding]
 * Spike: So the messages that were in the desserts...
 * Mrs. Cake: ...were Sugar Belle's proposal to Big Mac before Spike set them on fire!
 * Discord: Oh, so I'm not the only one who messes things up, am I, Mr. High-and-Mighty Dragon?
 * Spike: Hey! Those desserts were ruined way before I ruined them!
 * Mrs. Cake: They were not! Well, I... may have mixed up a... a few ingredients. It was such a rush.
 * Discord: You should both be very disappointed in yourselves.
 * Scootaloo: What about you and your apple monster?!
 * Discord: Yes, but you all expect that of me.
 * Apple Bloom: All we wanted to do was make up for messin' things up the last time. Sugar Belle, Big Mac, we're really—
 * Sweetie Belle: Where'd they go?
 * [beat]
 * Discord: Okay, this time, it really wasn't me!


 * Mrs. Cake: I shouldn't have taken all those desserts at once. It's just, how can you say no to such a sweet idea? Oh! Ha! "Sweet"! [laughs] I made a joke.


 * Spike: In retrospect, dragon flame and baked goods aren't the best combo.


 * Apple Bloom: We felt like it was all our fault.
 * Scootaloo: Except for the apple monster. That was Discord. And Mrs. Cake messing up those recipes. And Spike burning the messed-up recipes. And—
 * Sweetie Belle: The point is we all felt bad for ruining Big Mac and Sugar Belle's proposals.


 * Granny Smith: It was all green, and then Grand Pear looked at me all dramatical and says, "Where nopony has gone before!" And whoosh! Away we flew!


 * Sugar Belle: Today was... interesting.
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * Sugar Belle: You okay?
 * Big McIntosh: I... I'm sorry, Sugar Belle. I wanted everything to go right today. I wanted our love to be as perfect as my parents' was when they planted these two trees together. Instead, it turned into a mess. Just like when I asked you out. Just like Hearts and Hooves Day. No matter how hard I try, I always seem to mess up when it comes to you.
 * Sugar Belle: I think you've got things backwards.
 * Big McIntosh: What do you mean?
 * Sugar Belle: From everything you told me about your parents, they had to deal with things a lot tougher than some burnt desserts and an apple monster.
 * Big McIntosh: I.... guess that's true.
 * Sugar Belle: This apple tree and pear tree are stronger together. They'll survive whatever comes because they don't have to do it alone. They belong together. Like your parents. And like us.
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * Sugar Belle: Today was a disaster. But today was also the last day we're ever gonna have to do anything apart. From here on out, we'll be together. And we'll make sure everything always works out just right.


 * Big McIntosh: On three?
 * Sugar Belle: Sure. One...
 * Big McIntosh: Two...
 * Big McIntosh and Sugar Belle: Will you marry me? Eeyup! [kiss]
 * Sugar Belle: We'll have to thank our friends for messing up so bad that they made it all work out perfectly.
 * [apple chitters]
 * Discord: Well, we've all made up, and we're here for a do-over. And this time, thanks to me, we've got it right. So, why don't you two... you know?
 * Spike: Uh, I think they did okay without us.


 * Apple Bloom: And that's how we were responsible for the perfect proposal! [laughs] Or, should I say, "pear-posal".
 * Sweetie Belle: If we hadn't messed up so bad...
 * Scootaloo: ...it wouldn't have worked out the way it did!
 * Mrs. Cake: It's just like baking. Sometimes, it's the mistakes that help you discover something truly special.
 * Spike: And when all the planning and grand gestures go wrong, it reminds you the most romantic things are usually the simplest.
 * Discord: Which is what I knew all along. You're welcome.
 * [romantic music]
 * Mayor Mare: It is my sincere pleasure to say, for my second Apple family wedding, that I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!
 * All: [cheering]
 * Discord: That's your cue!
 * Apples: [singing] Happy marriage, happy Apples! Happy marriage...
 * Spike: Discord!
 * Discord: Oh, just let me have this one!
 * Apples: [singing] Happy marriage, happy Apples! Happy marriage, happy Apples!


 * [credits]