Transcripts/My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Forgotten Friendship - Part 3, & Rollercoaster of Friendship - Part 3


 * Pinkie Pie: We’ve been out here a while. Time to reapply!
 * [squishing]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I've been thinking... Should we be worried about Sunset Shimmer?
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Yeah! Worried she comes back! I think it's a shame the way she's treating you, pretending to be your friend. She's obviously up to something. Sunset thinks the whole school exists just to serve her. [snaps, to Snips and Snails] Water, please! [to the Equestria Girls] You know, seeing as how the yearbook president seems to be having a little identity crisis, I believe that means the vice president takes over. And, why... [gasps] that's you, Rarity!
 * Rarity: If this is your way of asking to be made "The Greatest and Most Powerful", the answer is no. And didn't we have this conversation yesterday? I can't quite remember.
 * Applejack: Uh...
 * Fluttershy: Hmm.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Maybe we did, maybe we didn't. Memory is such a fickle thing. You never know when you'll forget something important. Like how Great and Powerful I am, which is why I need to be in the yearbook!
 * Rarity: [groans] I'll think about it.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: That's all I ask.


 * Sunset Shimmer: I should be getting back to my world. Maybe I can convince my friends I'm telling the truth, now that I know what we're looking for.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: The Memory Stone. I'll stay here and search the restricted section top to bottom until I find a way to get your friends' memories back.
 * Sunset Shimmer: If that's even possible.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: Oh, it's possible. Even if I have to reorganize the whole library by subject. Or maybe chronologically! Oh! And fix the broken catalog machine... [clears throat] I'll figure it out.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Thank you. Both of you.
 * Princess Celestia: This is quite a contrast from the last time we parted ways. But you are not that way anymore. With every choice you make, you prove yourself to possess a kind heart.
 * Sunset Shimmer: I guess I had a good teacher.
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: You were a good student.
 * Sunset Shimmer and Princess Twilight Sparkle: [laugh]
 * Princess Celestia: [angrily] Are you saying I wasn't a good teacher?


 * Princess Celestia: [laughs]
 * Sunset Shimmer and Princess Twilight Sparkle: [join in laughter]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Princess Celestia has a sense of humor? Looks like I'm not the only one who's changed.
 * Sunset Shimmer, Princess Celestia, and Princess Twilight Sparkle: [laugh]


 * Rainbow Dash: [sotto voce] It's been a grueling afternoon, but here we are: the final match! Next point wins! A hush falls over the crowd of ten thousand fans.
 * [drone beeping]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Go, sports!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm not holding back this time!
 * Fluttershy: That's what I'm afraid of. [squeals]
 * Pinkie Pie: Bring it on, Rainbow Dash! You and Rarity just bought your team a one-way ticket on the express train to You're Going Down!
 * Rainbow Dash: Ooh. Nice game face, Pinkie Pie.
 * Pinkie Pie: Thanks! I've been practicing all day. Isn't that right, little baby camera?! You're in my house now!
 * [drone beeping]
 * Spike: [growls]
 * Rarity: [laughs] Somebody's jealous.
 * Spike: Please! Call me when the flying can opener learns how to fetch.
 * [hovering and beeping]
 * Spike: You're the worst.
 * [hovering and beeping]
 * Spike: [chowing down]
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
 * Fluttershy: [squeals]
 * Pinkie Pie: [grunts]
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
 * Sunset Shimmer: [panting] Great news, guys! I figured it out. Someone's erased your memory with Equestrian magic! You don't remember, but we're still friends!
 * [beat]
 * Sunset Shimmer: This is the Memory Stone. Do you recognize it?
 * [beat]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ugh. Right. Guess not. But look. See? This is proof! We are friends!
 * Rest of the Equestria Girls: Ehh...
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Oh, please. This is the same girl who made flawless fake photos of your friend trashing the gym.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah, wait a minute! Is this supposed to be me making such a ridiculous face? Ha! I'd never fake a face like that! Preposterous! Fake, I say!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: [cackles] My work here is done. Trixie out!
 * [poof!]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: And don't forget, Rarity! You promised to put me in the yearbook!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait! You did what? [grunts]
 * [crunch]
 * [drone beeps, fizzles]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Sunset Shimmer: It was an accident! I can help fix it!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I think you've helped enough.


 * [locker door closes]
 * [students whispering and gossiping]
 * [bump]
 * Sunset Shimmer: I don't want your lunch money! I'm not mean! Got it?! I'm not mean!
 * [locker door slams]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: [yelps]
 * Sunset Shimmer: So... here we are.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Here we do are.
 * [intense showdown music]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: You really want to do this here in the hallway in front of everyone?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Up to you.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Behold! Canterlot High School's Greatest and Powerfullest Student! If a seven-scale mockup doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Where's the Memory Stone? You turned my friends against me just because I wouldn't put you in the yearbook as the Greatest and Powerfullest?! "Powerfullest" isn't even a word!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: What are you talking about?
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's not a word!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: No. What Memory Stone?
 * Sunset Shimmer: The one you used to erase everyone's memory, you manipulative... blowhard!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: A stone that could make everyone forget all the bad tricks I've done...? Which is no tricks. Your puny rock pales in comparison to the Great and Powerful Trixie!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I don't believe it. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: I... don't. Sorry.
 * Sunset Shimmer: [groans]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Did somebody really erase everyone's memories of you?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Mm-hmm.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: And even though we all know you're the Biggest Meanie, you're saying you're not mean anymore?
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's complicated.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: So you have this idea of who you're supposed to be, but no one at school sees you that way. Is that it? Trust me. I get it.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ha. I can't believe the only person who believes me is the one I called a manipulative blowhard. Sorry.
 * Trixie Lulamoon: I took it as a compliment. Let me help you find the Stone.
 * Sunset Shimmer: What's in it for you?
 * [beat]
 * Sunset Shimmer: No way. Absolutely not!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Well, if you'd rather go on being the Biggest Meanie, that's fine by me.


 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: I've looked everywhere! Why can't I find the missing pages? I've always been good to you, library!
 * [thud]
 * Princess Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] This is it! The last piece was in a secret compartment! Clover the Clever buried the Stone! This rock formation must be somewhere in the other world. But it doesn't say how to get your memories back. [gasps, reading] "Perhaps if I had destroyed the Stone right away, some of my memories could have returned. But when the sun sets by the third day after a memory has been taken, it is erased forever."
 * Princess Celestia: You must warn Sunset Shimmer at once.


 * Sunset Shimmer: So, where should we start... partner?
 * Trixie Lulamoon: How about with what I call you? I'm thinking the Great and Powerful Trixie's... Pretty Decent Assistant-Detective-Helper Person.
 * [suspenseful music]


 * Flim: Step right up! Don't be shy!
 * Flam: You like prizes? We got prizes!
 * Flim: Toss this ring onto any one of these bottles! Easiest game in the park!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wow! This game does look easy!
 * Flim: Would ya lookee here? Somebody who knows a thing or two about a thing or two!
 * Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] Twilight, they're just giving ya the old bump-and-tingle to lure you in. These games are rigged.
 * Flim: Slanderous!
 * Flam: Libelous!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Do you know what's not rigged? The laws of physics. Assuming no air resistance and a vertical displacement of zero, horizontal displacement equals initial projectile velocity squared times the sine of twice the launch angle divided by the acceleration due to gravity.
 * [music]
 * [fwip!]
 * Flim: Oh, the suspense!
 * Flam: The drama!
 * Flim: I can't watch!
 * Flam: Hold me!
 * Flim and Flam: [fake shudder]
 * [boing!]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Errgh!
 * Sunset Shimmer: You were pretty close, though. Maybe we should try one more time?


 * [assistants chattering, handiwork noises]
 * Rarity: Finished! [sighs] Let there be light!
 * [buzzing]
 * Rarity: [sighs] Maybe tonight won't be a disaster after all.
 * [crackling, short circuits]
 * Rarity: [eye twitches] Will you, uh, excuse me for a moment? [muffled] OF ALL THE OUTLANDISH CIRCUMSTANCES IN THE UNIVERSE, WHY ARE ALL THE WRETCHED THINGS HAPPENING TO ME?!
 * Applejack: Huh? Hey, Rarity. How's—?
 * Rarity: I wasn't having a meltdown! Who said I was having a meltdown?! I AM NOT HAVING A MELTDOWN!
 * Applejack: Whoa. Uh, have you seen Fluttershy? See, she went wanderin' off with Vignette and then just disappeared.
 * Rarity: Are you honestly asking me this right now?
 * Applejack: Oh, it's not that I don't trust Vignette, if that's what you're thinkin'.
 * Rarity: We're in a giant fun park with fifty thousand people. 'Course you can't find her. [gasps] Fifty thousand people! [gasps] All looking at my costumes!
 * Applejack: Are you seriously not concerned about Fluttershy?
 * Rarity: That's a hundred thousand individual eyeballs, Applejack.
 * Applejack: Well, if you ain't gonna worry about her, I will!
 * [beat]
 * Rarity: SOMEBODY GET ME A BIGGER PILE OF CLOTHES TO SCREAM INTO!


 * [boing]
 * Sunset Shimmer: Come on!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
 * Flim and Flam: [idle noises]
 * Sunset Shimmer: All right! What's next? What are we doing? How are we going to win this?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Guess who just mapped out a perfect projectile trajectory taking into account propulsion, gravity, and aerodynamic drag! This gal! Betcha thought I forgot about friction, air drag, and veering initial velocities. Well, guess what. I didn't!
 * Sunset Shimmer: What she said!
 * Flim: You know what they say...
 * Flam: Hundredth time's the charm.
 * [tense music]
 * Applejack: Howdy, y'all!
 * [ding!]
 * [squeak!]
 * [splat!]
 * Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: Applejack!
 * Applejack: Oh. Sorry. Have you seen Fluttershy? Nobody's seen her all afternoon. Her phone's goin' straight to voicemail. I keep thinkin' somethin' real bad mighta happened.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Lighten up, Applejack. There's not always a villain with Equestrian magic out to get us.
 * Twilight Sparkle: On a side note, do you have tickets we could borrow? Kinda used 'em all.
 * Flim and Flam: [innocent whistling]
 * Sunset Shimmer: I don't like to lose.


 * [dramatic music]
 * Rainbow Dash: Applejack! Hey! I was just about to ride this thing for, like, the tenth time already!
 * Little Girl: [coughs]
 * Rainbow Dash: Shhh! Nothin' outta you!
 * Applejack: Uh, have you seen Fluttershy anywhere?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, she was with me, super scared of this ride, but I think she went off with Vignette.
 * Applejack: Okay. Thanks.
 * Rainbow Dash: If you see her, tell her she still owes me a rollercoaster ride! [nervous whimper]


 * Pinkie Pie: [whistles] No frowning allowed! Hmmm... As "Fun Inspector", I'm a little concerned about what I'm seeing here.
 * Applejack: Pinkie Pie? Don't tell me you're workin' for the park now, too.
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughing] No, silly! Fun Inspectors are freelance! And don't get paid! And totally made up by me earlier today when I saw a little girl crying because she dropped her ice cream, and I said to myself, "Pinkie Pie, this place isn't as fun as it could be!" Do you like the uniform? I made it out of things I found in the trash, but you can't even tell!
 * Applejack: Geh, uhhh... so, have you seen Fluttershy anywhere?
 * Pinkie Pie: Nope. But I have seen my Deputy Fun Inspector! Ta-da! Now you have all access to the entire park, Deputy Fun Inspector! [slurps]


 * [rings tossing]
 * Flim: [unenthusiastically] Ugh. Wow.
 * Flam: [unenthusiastically] So close.
 * Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle: [groan]
 * Sunset Shimmer: I can't feel my fingers anymore.
 * [pages flipping]
 * Twilight Sparkle: It all looks the same! Is this real life? How long have we been here?
 * Flim: Um, hey, listen, lady.
 * Flam: Uh, how about you just take a parakeet and go home?
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's not about the parakeet!
 * Little Boy: Awwww.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You said it yourself. It's rigged. How about we get some ice cream?
 * Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] You're right. Why didn't I listen to myself? We never even had a chance.
 * [slow motion sounds]
 * Flim: [surprised sound] Well, would ya look at that?!
 * Flam: A winner every time!


 * Applejack: ...Or maybe I want her to be my prime suspect because she's Rarity's new best friend at the park. Am I goin' crazy over a whole lot o' nothin'?
 * Security Guard: What's that badge ya got there?!
 * Applejack: I, uh... [stammers] Y-Y-You see, it-it's just—
 * Security Guard: It's a crime to fake security badges, you know. I'm a fake cop, but I can send ya to real jail!
 * Applejack: Uh, if you'll just let me explain. I'm lookin' for my friend, and—
 * Security Guard: Shhh! Hands on your head! No sudden moves! Got that? Huh! Why didn't ya tell me you were a Deputy Fun Inspector?!


 * [door opens]
 * Security Guard: I am so sorry about that, ma'am. Uh, here's my workstation. It hasn't been fun-inspected in years.
 * Applejack: I'm tryin' to tell you my friend made this badge. It ain't real.
 * Security Guard: Oh. An undercover Fun Inspector. I get it. Anyway, have fun "not inspecting" my workstation. Wink, wink.
 * Applejack: How many times do I have to say it?
 * [door closes]
 * [walkie-talkie chatter]


 * Vignette Valencia: Rarity told me you're the coolest, smartest friend who knows what's the opposite of down. What's up!
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh. True.
 * Vignette Valencia: I have a bold new vision for the Rainbooms that you are going to love! The Throwbacks! Capital T, #TBT, Throwback Today. Or for short, T.C.T.H.T.B.T.[T.B.T.], pronounced "ta-ca-ta-ca-ba-ta"! You are going to represent the touchstones of cool throughout the ages!
 * Rainbow Dash: I like it so far, and I assume I'll like what you say next.
 * Vignette Valencia: "Rainbow Dash: '50s Sockhop Sweetheart"! Poodle skirt, adorable blonde hair. How do you feel about shaving your head? I only ask 'cause you'll definitely have to do it for the wig.
 * Rainbow Dash: Uhhh... there is no way anyone is shaving my head.
 * Vignette Valencia: B.Y.B.B.?
 * Rainbow Dash: B.I.A.A.T.B. But I already am the best?
 * Vignette Valencia: Well, if you insist on just, ugh, being yourself or whatever, then at least let me take a picture of the real you.
 * [electronic zapping]


 * Applejack: [gasps] Is Vignette zappin' my friends with a magical phone?! I knew she was up to somethin'! Just wasn't expectin' somethin' so magic and evil. She makes 'em disappear, but where do they go?


 * [zap]
 * Rainbow Dash: [echoing, to Fluttershy] Aw, man! Are we trapped in a magical phone? Typical. You gonna eat that stress salad?