Transcripts/The Times They Are A Changeling


 * [train puffing]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I hope Shining Armor and Princess Cadance don't think it's too soon for me to come back to the Crystal Empire for a visit. But I just know Flurry Heart's grown so much already. I wonder if I'll even recognize her.
 * Starlight Glimmer: She's the only baby they have, Twilight. I think it'll be pretty easy to figure out who she is.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed grunt]
 * Starlight Glimmer: Sorry. I know you want to visit your niece as much as possible, and I'm excited to see Sunburst again. I just don't wanna fall behind on my friendship lessons back home.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed grunt]
 * Spike: [deep voice] "Spike?" Who's "Spike"?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Pfft. Uh, you're Spike, Spike. And why are you dressed like that?
 * Spike: [groans] [normal voice] Guys, you're blowing my cover! How'd you even know it was me?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Because you're you... in a coat, hat and glasses. Also, we're the only ones here.
 * Spike: Right.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed grunt]
 * Spike: Last time we came to the Crystal Empire, there was a lot goin' on with the new baby and the Crystalling, but I still got mobbed in the street.
 * Starlight Glimmer: I wouldn't say mobbed.
 * Spike: And this is just a family visit. I wouldn't want the presence of Spike the Brave and Glorious to turn it into some kind of circus.
 * Starlight Glimmer: We get it. The Crystal Ponies adore you.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed grunt]
 * Spike: Not if I find the right disguise, it won't.


 * [theme song]


 * Starlight Glimmer: Uh, disguise or not, Spike, I don't think you need to worry about being mobbed. Nopony's here.
 * [wind whistling]
 * [tumbleweed drifting]
 * [bird cries]
 * Spike: It's like a ghost town.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I've got a bad feeling about this.


 * Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, this is weird.
 * Spike: I guess I don't need the disguise after all.
 * [Crystal Ponies cheering]
 * Honeysparkle: It's Spike the Brave and Glorious!
 * Sapphire Joy: He's come to save us yet again!
 * Crystal Ponies: Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike!
 * Spike: Save you from what?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, what's going on?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Why was everypony hiding?
 * "Amber Laurel": Oh, it sure looks like Princess Twilight and her pupil.
 * "Scarlet Heart": But how can we be sure?
 * "Golden Väs": We can't! Either one of them could be the... you know!
 * [zip!]
 * "Amber Laurel": [gasps] What if this... [gasps] isn't... [gasps] the real Spike?!
 * "Scarlet Heart": Everypony, run!
 * [zip!]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Something strange is definitely going on.
 * Spike: [groans] Ya think?


 * Royal guard 1: Who goes there?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Um, you don't recognize the Princess of Friendship?
 * Royal guard 1: Of course we recognize her.
 * Royal guard 2: But that doesn't mean it's really her.
 * Spike: It's okay, guys. They're with me. And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of the Crystal Empire, am I right?
 * Royal guard 2: Huh. It does look like him.
 * Royal guard 1: Well, it would, wouldn't it? I'm sorry, but we'll need to see some proof of identification.
 * Princess Cadance: We'll take care of things from here.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Cadance, thank goodness! What's going on?
 * Shining Armor: We can explain, Twily... if it really is you.
 * Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine...
 * Princess Cadance and Twilight Sparkle: ...ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! Mmm!
 * Shining Armor: It's okay, everypony. It's her.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Of course it's her! What's all this about?
 * Sunburst: A changeling's been spotted nearby.
 * Twilight Sparkle: A changeling?!
 * Spike: That's not good.
 * Princess Cadance: No, it's not. After Queen Chrysalis took my place at our wedding and invaded Canterlot with her army of minions, we're not taking any chances.
 * Sunburst: Changelings feed off of love. And ever since Flurry Heart's Crystalling, the Empire is filled with more love than anywhere in Equestria. It's possible they've come for the baby.
 * Shining Armor: That's why we posted the extra guards, and why we're—
 * Twilight Sparkle: Checking everypony's identity.
 * Princess Cadance: I'm sorry for all of this. Flurry Heart's really been looking forward to seeing you.
 * Flurry Heart: [coos]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, she's gotten so big! Starlight and I will do whatever we can to help protect her.
 * Princess Cadance: To be honest, having you here is already a big relief.
 * Royal guard 2: [whispers indistinctly]
 * Shining Armor: Hmm. The royal guards were wondering if Spike the Brave and Glorious would like to join in the search for the changeling.
 * Spike: Really?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I don't know if that's such a good idea, Spike. It sounds dangerous.
 * Spike: Come on, Twilight, this is Spike the Brave and Glorious you're talking to. Have you ever known me to run from danger?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Um...
 * Shining Armor: He'll be safe with our guards.
 * Spike: Or will your guards be safe with me?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]


 * Royal guard 1: Spike the Brave and Glorious, you've faced the evil changelings before. What can you tell us?
 * Spike: Oh, uh, well, they are changelings, so they can... change.
 * Royal guard 1: [to other guards] You hear that? These monsters can look like any of us, so be on guard, guards! Even more than normal.
 * Spike: And they could be anywhere.
 * Royal guards: [affirming snort]
 * Spike: So we should cover as much ground as possible. You, search that way!
 * [whoosh]
 * Spike: And you, search that way!
 * [whoosh]
 * Spike: And... I'll... just search... here, I guess. Not many places to hide. Unless that rock is a changeling. Okay, rock. How do I know you're really a rock? Hmm. Not talkin', huh? Well, you can't fool me! Uhh! Ow! [screams]


 * Spike: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh! Uhh!
 * [boulder thuds]
 * Spike: Phew! [kisses] Okay. Maybe it's time Spike the Brave and Glorious went back to, uh, protect those guards. Gah! [sighs] Just my reflection. Huh? Ha! Ha-ha! Hmm. Just my imagination, I guess.
 * [transformation noise]
 * Spike: [screams]


 * Spike: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changeling! [stutters]
 * Thorax: No, wait! Come back!
 * Spike: [screaming]
 * [thud]
 * Spike: [screaming] This is unexpected.
 * [splat]
 * Thorax: The ice is pretty slippery. I wouldn't want you to get hurt because of me.
 * Spike: You... saved me?
 * Thorax: It's okay. I know you don't wanna be friends.
 * Spike: Wait! I don't understand. Changelings are supposed to be evil... right?
 * Thorax: Evil? Oh, not me. All I've ever wanted is a friend.


 * Thorax: [narrating] From the moment I first split my egg in the nursery hive...
 * [changeling larva hissing]
 * Baby Thorax: [whimpering]


 * Thorax: [narrating] I was part of the attack on Canterlot during the royal wedding, but I'd never seen true friendship like that! And I couldn't just steal it and feed on its love. I wanted to share it!
 * [explosion]


 * Thorax: After that, I knew I couldn't live with my kind anymore. I set off looking for love to share, but...
 * Spike: But... what?
 * Thorax: I'm starving! And there's so much love in the Crystal Empire right now. It's what drew me here! But it's drivin' me crazy!
 * Spike: That would be from the royal Crystalling. It's pretty much a giant outpouring of light and love for a new baby.
 * Thorax: [hisses] Oh, sorry! I'm just so hungry! If I had a friend, maybe the love we shared could sustain me, but I don't think the Crystal Ponies want to be friends.
 * Spike: What if I told you there was somepony they respect and admire so much, he could convince them to give it a try?
 * Thorax: If only that were true.
 * Spike: It is! I mean, I am! It's me, Spike! Spike the Brave and Glorious? I'm sure you've heard of me.
 * Thorax: Nope. But I was raised by an evil queen. I'm Thorax. I can't believe you want to help me.
 * Spike: Why? Hasn't anypony ever just been nice to you?
 * Thorax: [hisses] Uh! S-Sorry! Kindness like that kind of brings it out. Do you still wanna be my friend?
 * Spike: Of course! And I am one hundred percent sure I can get the whole Crystal Empire to be your friend too.
 * Thorax: [hisses]
 * Spike: But... maybe I should just, uh, talk to them first.
 * Thorax: [muffled grunting]


 * Royal guard 1: What do you mean? Did you see the changeling?
 * Royal guard 2: Did you defeat the evil creature?
 * Spike: Defeating a changeling would be brave, but do you know what would be glorious?
 * Royal guard 1: Defeating two changelings?
 * Royal guard 2: Defeating all the changelings?
 * Spike: Not having to fight the changeling at all! Because I made friends with him.
 * [guards laughing]
 * Royal guard 1: Oh, wow! For a second I thought you were serious!
 * Royal guard 2: [laughing] Could you imagine? Friends with a changeling?
 * Spike: I am serious. He wants to be friends!
 * [guards laughing]
 * Royal guard 2: Right!
 * Royal guard 1: Not only are you Spike the Brave and Glorious, you're also Spike the Hilarious!
 * Royal guard 2: [laughing]
 * Spike: I'm not joking! The changeling is nice!
 * [guards laughing harder]
 * Shining Armor: I'm sorry, but I don't think it's funny. The Changeling Queen Chrysalis kidnapped Cadance and cast a spell on me.
 * [zip!]
 * Shining Armor: There's no such thing as a nice changeling.
 * Spike: You're right, Shining Armor. Sorry. That was a... bad joke.


 * Thorax: So? So? Uh, what did they say? How many new friends do I have?
 * Spike: Well, it didn't go exactly the way I thought.
 * Thorax: [groans] I understand. Well, thanks for trying. I-I guess it's not surprising. How can you expect ponies who looks like this... [transformation noise] to trust something that looks like this? [transformation noise]
 * Spike: I think I might know!


 * [door opens]
 * Mordecai: Oh, hey Spike.
 * Spike: Uh, actually, Mordecai, I, uh, wanted to introduce you to my friend, uh... Uh, Crystal, uh... Hoof! Crystal Hoof! [chuckles] My good friend, Crystal Hoof.
 * Thorax: Nice to meet you.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Well, it's, uh, nice to meet you, too. How do you know Spike?
 * Thorax: Oh, uh, Spike and I go way back.
 * Spike: To the Equestria Games! That's when we met. We've been pen pals ever since.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Pen pals? Spike! You could have been using my pen pal quill set! Why didn't you tell me?
 * Spike: Well, I... I pretty much only write to him when you and Starlight are... studying.
 * Thorax: I like to brag to all my friends about my letters from Spike the Brave and Glorious.
 * Spike: Yeah. [laughs nervously]
 * Thorax and Spike: [laugh nervously]
 * Rigby: Uhhh okay I gest we'll go
 * Spike: Great! Crystal Hoof promised to take me around the city.
 * Thorax: Oh, that was amazing!
 * Spike: I told ya.


 * [montage music]


 * Royal guard 1: [hushed] Crystal Hoof is nearly as entertaining as Spike himself.
 * Thorax: [gasps] This place is everything I've ever dreamed of! [hushed] But I can't keep pretending to be a Crystal Pony forever, can I?
 * Spike: Relax. You're winning them over. Pretty soon, nopony will care that you're a changeling.
 * Princess Cadance: Spike! Twilight told me you were off with a friend.
 * Spike: [nervous laugh]
 * Princess Cadance: And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of mine.
 * Flurry Heart: [coos]
 * Thorax: Oh, she's so beautiful! There's so much l-love around her...! I... I...!
 * [transformation noise]
 * Thorax: [hisses]
 * Princess Cadance: [gasps]
 * Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer: [gasps]
 * Thorax: I... [hisses] I'm so... [hisses] ...sorry...! I can't... Can't [hisses] ...stop!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Get away from the changeling!
 * Spike: Wait, no! You don't understand!
 * Sunburst: This changeling replaced your friend to get close to the baby! What other explanation could there be?!
 * Spike: I...
 * Thorax: [hisses]
 * Spike: ...I don't know.
 * Thorax: [whimpers]
 * Royal guard 1: After it! Don't let the changeling escape!
 * Princess Cadance: I hope your friend is okay.
 * Spike: Yeah... Me, too.


 * Royal guard 1: Spike, you should go find Crystal Hoof while we hunt down the changeling.
 * Spike: I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna see me.
 * Shining Armor: Spread out! The changeling is probably still nearby!
 * Spike: Actually, I'm pretty sure he ran as far away from here as possible.... But I bet I know where!


 * Spike: Thorax! Hello? I just want to apologize! I should have stood up for you... Aw, come on, Thorax! I know you're in here!
 * [transformation noise]
 * Thorax: Leave me alone! [hisses]
 * Spike: [yelps] [panting] Little help?
 * Thorax: Why do you think I would help you? I'm an "evil changeling"!
 * Spike: Because you're my friend. I just wish I had been one to you. [yelps]
 * Thorax: It's okay, I know it's hard. Everyone in the Crystal Empire loves you. I couldn't ask you to give that up for me.
 * Spike: You don't have to ask.
 * Thorax: What are you gonna do?
 * Spike: What I should've done in the first place.


 * Royal guards: Let's move! Move! Move! This way! This way! Let's go! Check there? Okay. Over here! Over here! [etc.]
 * [guards shouting]
 * Royal guard: Look around that corner! Over there! Over there! [etc.]
 * Starlight Glimmer: I know it's bad that there's a changeling around, but is all this really necessary?
 * Princess Cadance: If there's one changeling, there may well be a whole army on the way.
 * Twilight Sparkle: True. But Starlight has a point. This is getting a little out of hand.
 * Princess Cadance: [sighs] I understand, but I don't know what else we can do.
 * Spike: I do!
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Shining Armor: Spike! What are you doing?! Get away from that thing!
 * Spike: No. He's not a "thing"! His name is Thorax, and he's my friend!
 * Royal guards and Shining Armor: [gasp]
 * Princess Cadance and Sunburst: [gasp]
 * Starlight Glimmer: [gasp]


 * [Spike]
 * Would you say I'm a hero
 * Glorious and brave
 * If I told you something you wouldn't believe?


 * That sometimes I'm scared
 * And I can make mistakes
 * And I'm not so heroic, it seems


 * But if day can turn to night
 * And the darkness turn to light
 * Then why can't we imagine a changeling can change?


 * No two ponies are exactly the same
 * No two snowflakes ever match their design
 * And I thought I was strong
 * But I was nothing but wrong
 * When I forgot to be friendly and kind


 * But if day can turn to night
 * And the darkness turn to light
 * Then why can't we imagine a changeling can change?


 * Would you say I'm a hero
 * Glorious and brave
 * If I told you something you wouldn't believe?


 * This changeling, it seems
 * Knows the real me
 * And would stay by my side 'til the end


 * So if day can turn to night
 * And the darkness turn to light
 * Then why can't we imagine
 * Just why can't we imagine
 * Then why can't we imagine a changeling can change?
 * [long beat]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike, I'm so proud of you.
 * Spike: You are?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Of course! You're a celebrity here in the Crystal Empire, and you just risked all of it for a friend! I can't imagine anything more brave than that. [to others] As the Princess of Friendship, I try to set an example for all of Equestria. But today, it was Spike who taught me that a new friend can come from anywhere. I guess everypony still has things to learn about friendship. Even me! And if Spike says Thorax is his friend, then he's my friend too.
 * Thorax: Thank you.
 * Princess Cadance: On behalf of the Crystal Empire, I would like to extend my hoof in friendship, and I'm sure all of my subjects are eager to do the same.
 * [guards cheering]
 * Flurry Heart: [coos]
 * Shining Armor: Welcome to the Crystal Empire, Thorax. I'm sorry we didn't take the time to get to know you. Maybe we can change that now.
 * Thorax: That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship, and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling Kingdom! If my kind learned how to create love for one another, maybe they wouldn't have to take it from others!
 * Royal guard 1: To Spike the Brave and Glorious!
 * [cheering]
 * Starlight Glimmer: Looks like you were right after all.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right about what?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Friendship lessons can happen anywhere.


 * [credits]