Transcripts/Pinkie Pride


 * [cheering]
 * Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.
 * [sloop]
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yep, those ponies never partied so hard. Thanks to me: Cheese. Cheese Sandwich.
 * [tingling, accordion playing]
 * Cheese Sandwich: Woo-hoo-hoo! That was a doozy! Well, Boneless. Looks like our next party is gonna be in... Ponyville.


 * [theme song]


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Every single day there's something new you can plan for
 * Every single day there's something wonderful to do
 * But nothing makes me happy like a day that I can say
 * "Today I planned a party, and it's just for you!"


 * Vendor Pony: How's it going today, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: Great, thanks! Got any streamers today?
 * Vendor Pony: [chuckles] You betcha! Big party planned?
 * Pinkie Pie: Don't you know it!


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Don't have much time to gather all the things I need
 * If I'm really gonna make this party fly
 * For today's another day that all of Ponyville will say


 * [Crowd]
 * There goes the super party pony Pinkie Pie!


 * [Mr. and Mrs. Cake]
 * She planned our first foal shower where we played all sorts of games
 * Having so much fun as we chose Pound and Pumpkin's names


 * [Diamond Tiara]
 * She planned my cute-ceañera my dad made me, I won't lie
 * I demanded all the best, I suppose she passed the test
 * Sure it was pretty good all thanks to Pinkie Pie


 * Pinkie Pie: Thanks, I guess?
 * Art Vendor: What color paints do you need?
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna need the full rainbow!
 * Art Vendor: A paintbrush too?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes, if you please!
 * Peachy Pitt: And what from me?
 * Pinkie Pie: Your biggest banner! This party's gonna be the best!
 * Peachy Pitt: Haha I don't doubt it!


 * [Crowd]
 * Every single day there's something new we can plan for
 * Every single day there's something wonderful to try
 * But nothing makes us happy like a day that we can say
 * "Today there'll be a party planned by Pinkie Pie!"


 * Rarity: I don't know how she does it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wow, look at her go!
 * Applejack: Oh, boy! This is gonna be good!
 * Fluttershy: Go, Pinkie, go!


 * [Crowd]
 * There's no other pony like her, no pony that could be
 * As great! (As great!) As fun! (As fun!)
 * As our super party pony Pinkie!
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I am so, so, SO excited because today I'm planning the birthday bash of... Rainbow Dash!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
 * Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh...yeah? I guess.
 * Pinkie Pie: No guesses! Parties are no picnic.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
 * Pinkie Pie: [growls]
 * Fluttershy: Oh!
 * Pinkie Pie: Parties. Are. Serious! And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise that you will have the best birthday party ever!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay.
 * Pinkie Pie: Great! Now, who's ready to join this super duper party pony to plan this super duper pa-rty?
 * Cheese Sandwich: I am.
 * [gasps]
 * Cheese Sandwich: [blows party horn]
 * Pinkie Pie: Who are you, stranger?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Name's Cheese Sandwich. I plan parties.
 * Pinkie Pie: What an amazing coincidence! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm planning a party!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony. My cheesy sense was a-tingling, telling me a party was in the works.
 * Pinkie Pie: A cheesy sense? Ah! Double amazing! I have a Pinkie Sense!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yes. I sensed you did. And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria. If there's a party in need, there I'll be. Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony.
 * Pinkie Pie: A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what -- making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday. It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!
 * Rarity: Good heavens, Rainbow Dash. It's your "birth-iversary"!
 * Rainbow Dash: Exactly! So what do you say, party planners?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, I think we can do it!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Oh, I don't think so.
 * Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
 * Cheese Sandwich: I know so! After all...


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
 * I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be


 * Pinkie Pie: Me too!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!


 * When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play


 * Pinkie Pie: Like me!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day"


 * Pinkie Pie: As if!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves


 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove


 * Pinkie Pie: You know it!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * The super-duper party pony–that pony is me


 * Pinkie Pie: And me!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!


 * Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pinkie?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise?


 * My parties are all off the hook
 * I never plan them by the book
 * I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy
 * Everybody just gets crazy!


 * Bored of snacks made by your mom?
 * How about a giant party bomb?
 * Huge piñatas filled with cake
 * Or dive into my fruit punch lake!


 * Goldengrape: Geronimo!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
 * You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese


 * C'mon, kid, take it for a spin!
 * Colt: Golly! Thanks, mister!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame
 * And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane
 * Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight
 * You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!


 * Rainbow Dash: C'mon, everypony! Let's party down with Cheese!
 * Fluttershy: You're really a certified party pony?
 * Cheese Sandwich: That's right! That's my guarantee!


 * The super-duper party pony–that pony is me-e-e-e-e


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * But what about the super party pony named Pinkie...?


 * Cheese Sandwich: [indistinct] Thanks buddy! You're gonna love this party! Hey kid, have a streamer, on me!


 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Hah, now that's what I'm talking about! I'm so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich!
 * Applejack: Yeah. You sure did come on the right day.
 * Rarity: [sighs] Your party sounds simply divine.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We're so lucky to have you here.
 * Cheese Sandwich: Just doing my job, little fillies.
 * Rainbow Dash: I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be--
 * Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
 * Rainbow Dash: You said it! Oh, yeah!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Feels gouda!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, heh, no offense, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh, n-none taken. [squee]


 * Rainbow Dash: My birth-iversary's already looking way cooler! You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich.
 * Cheese Sandwich: [chuckles] You got that right, Rainbow Dash. All right, party ponies, I've got some planning to do!
 * [cheering]


 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Aren't you gonna help Cheese Sandwich plan the party?
 * Pinkie Pie: That's okay. [chuckles nervously] He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself. Heh.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Really?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy! [chuckles nervously] After all, if Cheese really is the super duperiest partying-est pony of them all, maybe that means... I'm... not.


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * For all my life, all I've wanted to do
 * Was make my friends want to smile true
 * But maybe I was wrong
 * And Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all


 * I'll try to get up on my hooves
 * And try a different task
 * I'll find something new to do
 * There's gotta be more to me than planning a party or two


 * I put away my party cannon, I deflated all my balloons
 * The bubbles all burst, now what is next for you?
 * For you...


 * Oh, I remember this one: my first party ever. My whole family was there. And that's Twilight's welcome-to-Ponyville party. She didn't even expect that one. [giggles] Oh, look at Gummy! He just looks so excited for this birthday party! Hmm. Shining Armor and Cadance's wedding sure was special, especially once I got a hold of the music.


 * Oh, look at those happy faces
 * All the parties that I had thrown
 * I made them laugh, had such a blast
 * A smile that's all their own
 * They loved seeing me, the real Pinkie
 * Show them the time of their life like they've never known
 * Like they've never kno-o-own


 * I've got to get back out there, have to show them that I've tried
 * For there's only one great party pony -- that is Pinkie Pie
 * Won't let Cheese Sandwich beat me, won't let him get me down
 * For I am Pinkie, the bestest party pony around!


 * Rarity: I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich. [giggles]
 * Applejack: Well, they don't call him the super duper party planner for nothin'.
 * Pinkie Pie: That's it! This pony has gotta get her title back! And I know just what to do!


 * Rainbow Dash: Totally awesome!
 * Applejack: Huh. Best I've ever seen.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe it!
 * [ponies awing]
 * Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you... to a goof off!
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a goof off!
 * Applejack: [whispering] What's a goof off?
 * Fluttershy: I have no idea, hehe.
 * Cheese Sandwich: This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie. You think you can out-goof me?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't think so. I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash!
 * Twilight Sparkle: And the loser?
 * Pinkie Pie: Doesn't!
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
 * Rest of main cast: [gasps]
 * Pinkie Pie: So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me boneless. Right, Boneless?
 * Pinkie Pie: Then the goof off is on for high noon!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof off!


 * [eagle screeches]
 * [clock ticks]
 * [spurs jangling]
 * [squeaking]
 * Pinkie Pie: [blows party horn]
 * Twilight Sparkle: All right, everypony. According to my official goof off rulebook...
 * Rainbow Dash: She actually has a goof off rulebook?
 * Spike: Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything!
 * Marvolo and Matilda: Shhh.
 * Twilight Sparkle: The two competitors have free range to goof about -- be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing -- to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down.
 * [tuba sounds]
 * Twilight Sparkle: The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better. Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge.
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh. Big tense competition on my birth-iversary. What could be better?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready?
 * Pinkie Pie: I was born ready!
 * Cheese Sandwich: I was ready before I was born!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Then... Let the goofing begin!
 * [bouncing, squeaking]


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * It's your birthday party, a very special day
 * I've got a song, it won't take long, I just wanted to say
 * Happy, happy, happy, happy
 * Happy, happy, happy, happy
 * Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * If you wanna be the life of the party
 * But you're feeling just a little uptight
 * Call the doctor, beg and plead
 * "Doctor, tell me what I need"
 * Try to put a little cheese in your knees!


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Bubbles and balloons, bubbles and balloons
 * What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons?
 * Star-shaped or trapezoid, look what I can do
 * Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * Just let yourself go floppy, for now this is your chance
 * Pretend you have no bones and do the rubber chicken dance!


 * Hit it, Boneless!


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Cooler than a rubber chicken and tastier than cake
 * Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake!


 * Hit it, Gummy! Uh-huh! You know it! Shake it!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * 'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile
 * Yes I do
 * It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
 * Yes it does
 * 'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
 * From these happy friends of mine


 * Pinkie Pie: That's my song!
 * Cheese Sandwich: What do you mean? I have no idea what you're talking about.
 * Pinkie Pie: THAT'S IT!       Mordecai: That's it!


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Roll out the party cannon
 * When you hear the party cannon song
 * Ka-BOOM!


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * Why should you compromise? Try this one on for size
 * 'Cause nothing quite says cheer like the ringing in your ear
 * Of the cheese supreme cannonball surprise!


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * ¡Dale, dale, dale
 * No pierdas el tino!
 * Porque si lo pierdes
 * ¡Pierdes el camino!
 * Mordecai: Cut it out. Rigby! Quit it! I said cut it out!
 * Eileen: (Point) Look out!

Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Rainbow's not having the best party ever! I... I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop! The goof off is off!
 * [ponies murmuring confused]
 * Rainbow Dash: But I haven't named a winner.
 * Pinkie Pie: You don't have to. I forfeit. Which means... Cheese Sandwich wins.
 * Cheese Sandwich: [laughs] [sighs] ...I do?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes. You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But, what about you, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: I... [sniffles] I don't.


 * Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, wait! I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We all are.
 * Rest of main cast: [general agreement]
 * Spike: [sighs] Sorry, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: No. I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever. Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day.
 * Rainbow Dash: But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you.
 * Cheese Sandwich: Rainbow Dash is right. I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: Why me?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Well...        Benson: Well....


 * [Cheese Sandwich]
 * I fear I told a little fib about my pony past
 * I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast
 * I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claimed
 * The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name


 * I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance
 * And found the biggest ever celebration party dance
 * Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place
 * And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face


 * I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free
 * For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee
 * A super duper party pony -- that's what I became
 * I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name


 * But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why
 * For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie


 * Pinkie Pie: Me?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yes!
 * Pinkie Pie: Hah, really?!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Really!
 * Pinkie Pie: So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Swear on Camembert!
 * [music warps down]
 * Rainbow Dash: Enough        Johnny Emp'r'r: Enough!

Rainbow Dash: with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two. It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Let's go!


 * [Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich]
 * Super duper party ponies -- that is me and you
 * A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two
 * Come on and let's join forces, have twice the expertise
 * Now let's all go to the party planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese!


 * [dance music, rattling, cheering, splash, explosion with kazoos]
 * Cheese Sandwich: All right, everypony! We are here to celebrate the birthday...
 * Pinkie Pie: ...and anniversary...
 * Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich: ...of Rainbow Dash!
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, everypony! Who's ready to get their party on?!

Rainbow Dash: Hit it! Johnny Emp'r'r: Hit it!


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * Get your hooves up, party's starting out right now
 * Everypony, everypony get down
 * Time to make a wish, better make it right now
 * It's been a year and today is your birthday party


 * Make a wish, it's your birthday
 * Make a wish, it's your birthday party
 * Make a wish, it's your birthday
 * Make a wish, it's your birthday party
 * Rainbow Dash: Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever! Hah, it's totally--
 * Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it is!
 * Cheese Sandwich: That's all I needed to hear, little filly. Just a little memento of my visit.
 * Pinkie Pie: You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Oh, he's not the only one. Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along. Another town, another party.
 * Pinkie Pie: I never did get that pony's name.
 * Rest of main cast: Cheese Sandwich!
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles]
 * Pinkie Oh, yeah!       Rigby: Oh, yeah.


 * [Instrumental version of The Goof Off plays over credits]